You go to the beach to enjoy a nice relaxing day. You finally managed to find a good spot to put your chair and seat, that's when you see it... bugs having sex next to you!
"Whaaaaat theeee buuuug?! Go and find a room you perverts!" You said to the bugs and then you realized the entire beach its covered in those bugs and every single one of them is having sex! You can't believe what's going on around you! Did you entered an orgy party without noticing it? Why all the bugs are having sex there? OMG, are those lizards having sex too? Wait a minute, waaaait a minute! Those birds are acting weird! Stop birdies, don't fall into the sex thing too! Am I the only one not having sex in this beach?!
You suddenly remembered the "sex on the beach" song and you can even hear it while you watch all the freaking animals surrounding you having sex! "I wanna have sex on the beach... on the rock... on the grass... on the tree... DAMMIT, WHY EVERY SINGLE PLACE I LOOK HAVE AN ANIMAL HAVING SEX?! ARE WE IN THE ANIMAL SEX SEASON OR SOMETHING?You start to feel very uncomfortable, you went to the beach to relax not to watch the entire animal beach population having sex in front of you! You grab your chair and try to find another place without all the "animal sex extravaganza" and then you see 2 persons having sex behind a bush... SCREW THIS! I'M GOING BACK HOME! DAMN YOU SPRING AND YOUR HORMONES MESSING! Yeah... not going back to the beach until is summer and all the hormones of the animals are back to normal!
