I saw this old man complaining about every single thing at my backyard the other day.
He was cursing the bees because they were ignoring him. He keeps forgetting he's old and don't even have pollen. He doesn't even know what kind of plant he is or what's his name. It seems he have dementia or plant Alzheimer because he keeps forgetting things, well not everything because he remembers perfectly fine all the cursings and insults.
He's a very grumpy old plant, he doesn't even like to comb his hair... I kind of like his hair, tho! Don't try to avoid him, that will only going to make him more angry!
