You know is hot when a cross have 2 fans! I know this Caribbean island is hot as hell but eh... a cross on a wall doesn't need ventilation.... especially when that cross its inside a huge mausoleum... unless someone thinks the dead will come to live and they don't want them to feel the merciless heat!
If that's the case I'm pretty sure zombies don't mind the hot weather... unless they want to eat refreshing brains and that will be a bit difficult cause like I mention before, is too hot in this island and if that's the case then all caribbeaners will be safe during a zombie apocalypse cause we all know zombies like cold brains, sorry for the peeps living in colder places, you will be eaten by the walking dead!
You can always come here, we will wait for you with piña coladas and nice food! I just hope zombies don't evolve or start liking sauteed brains cause that will be the end of us. Just to make sure I will disconnect those fans, if someone rise from the dead it will think twice before coming out of their tombs when they feel the infernal heat!
