Why do I have to pay property taxes on a house I own? I can understand paying utilities, but what the heck is this garbage?

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So you can pay for jogger gibs so they can buy a Glock and shoot your firstborn child.

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Tinyhats by spending about $40,000 on smoke detectors and transistors.

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You can power your house at 240 volts for a few hundred years before the halflife drops to 120 volts.

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You can't own land, you only rent it from the government. There are very few things you can own.

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Boogas need more money for them programs.

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You don't own your house
>But I have a title

No you don't, you have a certificate of title.

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Put simply, the government has a ...