I just got released from prison after 4 years. I robbed a heckin bank, but plead down to aggravated assault.

Money's gone, oh well, could have been 20 years so no complaints.

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Now what do?
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Drive a truck.

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Here's what you do: start a YouTube channel. Your very first video is going to be you sitting in front of a high quality camera looking presentable.

Half the screen is going to show a video game title of the YouTube video: "Real bank robber critiques GTA 5 bank heist mission."

You're going to commentate over the GTA 5 intro and say stuff like, "yeah that's pretty realistic, they'd have alarms like that."

Pause the cut scene every now and then and say some stuff like, "back when I hit the bank, the cops were on us much quicker than this, so I'm not sure this is entirely..." 

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