Stand up - Every Dr is the best - cant happen, Someone is graduating at the bottom of these classes, I'll give you the real medicine because you know Bob
Jerry is getting a massage. "What is the worst part of being blind?" I think not being able to tell if there were bugs in my food. Massage therapist has a five year old son. Jerry said someone kidnapped a kid - what a sicko. They are everywhere. I could be one of these people - you never know. Who takes care of your boy during the day? The massage therapist gets nervous. Sometimes the babysitter forges reference.
George gets guilty from the pleasure of the massage. Jerry is in the middle of a story. Jerry launches into an abduction story - Really stupid. Elaine says it was stupid. George hates ginger. The massage therapist is actually a physical therapist. With a Dr note - insurance will pay. George and Elaine show up at the massage therapy place. George will be with Raymond - and objects. He is a man. I cant get a massage from a man. Elaine wont switch. George is not comfortable. What if it felt good? I dont want it to feel good. Raymond introduces himself - tall, blonde and attractive.
During the massage George is nervous. Open those pants - it will be easier. George is crazy nervous - I dont know what I do. Raymond needs to work the hamstrings - take off the pants. Raymond is smiling at George. Ready for those hamstrings - how did you hurt. George begins speaking in one word sentences - Korea, hamstring. George just walks out
Jerry cant get an appointment for a massage. George - a man gave me a massage. Jerry - so. George - he was touching and rubbing. Then I took my pants off - he got about 2 inches from there. I think it moved. Maybe it just wanted to change positions. Thats the test - Jerry says it is contact. Directly from the gym teacher. Kramer says he saw Joe DiMaggio at Dinky Donuts. No way. Filthy, smelly - not a Dinkies. George keeps going about the massage. Jerry doesnt want to see the dentist - write us a note - and agrees to go.
Jerry and George are talking to the dentist. Holyfield poster on the wall - hes got a great body. Do you like him? George keeps staring at Holyfield. Roy the dentist writes a note. Jerry still cant get a massage appointment. I make one innocent comment and get cut off. Elaine is sitting too close - I sat here first. Kramer saw DiMaggio in the donut shop again. I studied him - DiMaggio dunks his donuts. Cant be a dunker. Cant be distracted - Kramer is banging on the table and yelping. No reaction from DiMaggio. He dunks like he hits. The waitress throws Kramer out.
George was jumping over a puddle and gets called a Mary. Kramer thinks kids can be very perceptive. Jerry gets a call from the dentist who is now under investigation for insurance fraud.
Jerry told George we never should have gotten the note from the dentist. Kramer - How could you do that? Oh yeah.
Jerry and George show up at Roy the dentist. I dont know what to say. They attempt to apologize. They are not happy. The physical therapist has to go along with the story - the complaint must be tied to a dental problem.
The massage therapist shows up with her son - run to the office. Call the police. Raymond shows up - HI George.
Back at the restaurant. Roy ends up getting a slap on the wrist - probation. George tells that a guy shows up in his fantasies. Get out of here. Kramer threw up on the gas - just came from Roy's. All four of them see DiMaggio dunking his donuts. George thinks he is handsome. Kramer begins hitting the table and yelping.
Stand up - Men have weak resistance. I can be talked into anything.
Not sure why but there is a strange female singing in the intro and exit music.
I thought this was a very funny episode. They are getting the structure of the jokes and comedy.
Picture - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0697741/
