Insert obligatory warning about NSFW content following.

A few days ago, I had a rather steamy dream in which a long-distance friend and patron sent me a video of herself dressed in a mustard yellow latex crop top, matching miniskirt and over-knee boots, performing oral. It was really hot. 🍆👊🏻🤤🥵

being the person that I am and having the relationship I do, I wrote her some erotica. Her response was along the lines of "Why would I send you that when I could be doing it to you?" Well, that's good to know. A man can be so lucky, right?

Anyway ... Lately, I feel like I want to spend the rest of my life sleeping, eating and shagging my way around the world, but there's no shagging happening. That's because I haven't figured out a way to finance that. As the late George Harrison wrote, "It's gonna take plenty of money to do it right." If I could only figure out how to channel that energy into finding and sticking with something that pays me a salary to do that, I would probably be all set. Making, distributing and selling adult content (particularly as NFTs in the cryptosphere) sure isn't it.

Night Café Studio seems to be particularly slow today, but that could well be the fault of my Internet connection (although that doesn't seem to be the case). At any rate, it might not be a bad thing to find an alternative site (particularly one that doesn't prevent/restrict creating NSFW content). Let's see what I get for this:

"Petite young brunette Spaniard with small melons dressed in a mustard yellow latex crop top, matching miniskirt and over-knee boots, sucking a knob"

• Night Café processed the request.
• I tried Craiyon. It told me that my requests could not be completed as they "go against ethical and moral standards". LoL. So I'm a pervert. Big surprise there (not)! It also throttles (snigger) generation and does a bad job at photo-realism. On the plus side, it both generates multiple images per go and allows upscaling for free. It also has the decency to put the provided description in the file name. Maybe I can use it to seed Night Café ...
• Artbreeder (yes, the name is rather suggestive) forced me to create an account before even allowing me to use it. It produced some weird-looking images. Maybe I should stick to Night Café ...
• I haven't yet tried Stable Diffusion Web UI, since it requires a local installation and I'm not spinning up a VM for the sake of generating a single image.
• Neural Blender had no issue generating a nude photo (which I don't think my prompt even indicates, but that's fine in this instance). The only problem is that the woman in question has three legs (but retouching can fix that) and an amputated arm. The other image it generated is blatantly pornographic and I'm not showing (or describing) it to you, but it is very much what I want. On the plus side, it generates large images (512x768), so I don't need to do much upscaling.

Here's the photo Night Café generated, using the "Steampunk" setting. Not exactly what I wanted, but not terrible considering it does its best to not generate NSFW content. I could have seeded it with a photo of my friend, but I agreed not to share her nude photos with anyone without her consent and I'm a man of my word.

Another attempt by Night Café. That's more like it ...

Here's what Artbreeder gave me. Looks a little weird, doesn't it?

Night Café's interpretation of the Artbreeder image. Is it better? Maybe; at least it got the "sucking a knob" part right (although literally) ...

Image generated by Neural Blender, based on the description (retouched and censored)

I think I've found the AI art generator I like. Here are Night Café's interpretations of Neural Blender's output:

 Night Café cleans up a little too well, IMO!

I wonder what neural Blender will do for some of my descriptions of Cammie Utsushimi ... Probably something like this photo of a cosplayer dressed as a character from Prison School:

Super busty Prison School Cosplay (Unknown cosplayer and photographer). Now, that's fetching!

On that bombshell, I'm off to find work, again, since nobody's willing to pay me to make porn ...