Lord Weelon's Weekly Update #1

Lord Weelon's Weekly Update #1


So, I have entered the Universe of NFTs and I have brought to this brave new world the power of Lord Weelon. Peace Be Upon Him.

In order to rapidly start a community, I have brought onboard a social media marketer and created SEVERAL new social media outlets. WE SHALL SPREAD THE WORD OF WEELON TO ALL CORNERS OF THE FLAT EARTH!

If you wish to Become a Weelon Initiate, join us on:

THE TWITTER TEMPLE

 

THE TELEGRAM TEMPLE

 

THE INSTAGRAM TEMPLE

 

THE TIKTOK TEMPLE

 

ALSO, BIG WEELON GIVEAWAY!

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. We are giving away quite a few Weelons to some lucky folks:

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HELL YEAH.

All you gotta do is:

1.) JOIN US ON THE TELEGRAM. From there you will be able to find a link to our giveaway Telegram Group. JOIN IT. All the instructions are there.

 

2.) JOIN US ON OUR OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA! We won't hold you to it. Honor system. BUT GO AND CHECK THAT SHIT OUT AND FOLLOW US.

 

And now, some memes. Make your own. Show us your ART on the social medias!

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Studies have shown that having a Weelon Facefig NFT will make your penis the BIG PENIS.

 

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You know what to do...

 

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Definitely Winning.

 

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True Facts.

 

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CLICK THIS IMAGE

 

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WORDS OF WISDOM

 

Don't let your balls hang out. They are prime targets for predators.

- Lord Weelon

 

Thanks for reading, everyone. I'm hoping this project GROWS into some serious shit. Gonna be a fun ride, and we can't do it without you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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