Sirwin
Sirwin
Waternova

Waternova

A debut novel / a psychological thriller / a millennial rom-com ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Full access available @ hashtag009.substack.com


Intermission I

15 Jul 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Hashtag

Link to previous installment ---------------------------------------------- Totally wishing I could hangout with anyone as cool as the Pizza Boyz right now, I stand up on my ten tippy-toes and turn off my flatscreen friend with a sigh and a really lo...

Warehouse Life Episode IV: Girls

15 Jul 2021 15 minute read 0 comments Hashtag

Link to previous installment --------------------------------------------- The first thing we see as we zoom in on the Warehouse are twenty or so half-full, half-empty, half-sipped, half-spilled, half-chugged and half-crushed beer cans. Then we see t...

Chapter Three

14 Jul 2021 9 minute read 0 comments Hashtag

Link to previous installment ------------------------------------------------ The rain came, the rain went, the purplegray nozzle in the sky thundering on and off as some sicko up there like totally got off on swinging pressure systems back and forth...

Mythmaking Monday

13 Jul 2021 17 minute read 0 comments Hashtag

Link to previous installment ---------------------------------- “Today’s the day I fucking ask her!”—This is like seriously the one and only thought racing through Giacomo’s brain as he elbows his way though the revolving glass doors and barges into...

Chapter Two

13 Jul 2021 8 minute read 0 comments Hashtag

Link to previous installment -------------------------------- I stared at the screen. I stared at my laptop screen and yawned the afternoon away. I was like totally tired, totally comatose. Plus I still couldn’t like actually believe I’d made it into...

Opening Vibes or Prelude to a Party

12 Jul 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Hashtag

Link to previous installment ---------------------------------- 6:15 AM or so. In the smog, in the dark, a post-9/11 pomegranate sun begins its totally epic ascent up the American mountaintop. Slivers of pinkred light seep into the apartment, the cei...

Chapter One

11 Jul 2021 14 minute read 0 comments Hashtag

Link to previous installment -------------------------------- “Move bitch!”—But before I could like even try my very best to get out of his way the middle school skateboarder had already kickflipped off the top of the steps, had already spun himself...

Prologue

11 Jul 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Hashtag

Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale . . .  When I’m like totally done with my very, very relaxing breathing exercises, a pillow of neon-pink light warming my supercute face, I blink open my doll eyes and uncross my superlon...