TugatheCat
TugatheCat

TugatheCat

Welcome to Tuga the Cat! I am a professional Technical Writer sharing practical advice and daily experiences from raising three adult cats. This blog provides clear, easy-to-follow guides on feline care, behavior, and daily maintenance. Whether you need tips on managing large breeds, optimizing their environment, or choosing the best tech accessories for your pets, you will find well-researched and actionable advice right here. https://www.youtube.com/@TugatheCat


Why Your Wallet Doesn't Actually Have a Balance

2 hours ago 3 minute read 2 comments TugaTheCat

Tuga does not have "food". She has the bowl in the kitchen, the biscuits in the cupboard she has never successfully opened, half a sachet in the fridge, and a piece of chicken she stole and hid behind the sofa in a moment of opportunism. If you asked...

Why the Laser Pointer Always Wins: Narratives, Rotation and the Dot That Isn't There

23 hours ago 3 minute read 0 comments TugaTheCat

The cruellest toy ever invented is the laser pointer, and cats cannot beat it. Tuga knows the sofa, the garden, the neighbour's shed and the precise sound of the treat drawer — but put a red dot on the wall and every piece of that knowledge evaporate...

The Stranger With the Food Bowl: How Crypto Scams Actually Work

25 Aug 2026 4 minute read 0 comments TugaTheCat

The street cats I feed took months to trust me. Not days — months. The first few weeks I put food down and walked away, and they ate only once I was out of sight. The bold one came first. The careful one still keeps a hedge between us, five years in,...

Feeding Time in the Colony: How Bitcoin Fees Decide Who Gets Served

24 Aug 2026 3 minute read 0 comments TugaTheCat

When I put food out for the street cats, there is no queue. There is a shape. The bold ones eat first, the patient ones eat second, and the one who hangs back near the hedge eats whatever is left, which on a good night is plenty and on a bad night is...

The Impatient Pounce: What a Market Order Really Costs You

22 Aug 2026 3 minute read 1 comment TugaTheCat

A young cat pounces at the first twitch in the grass. She is fast, committed, and wrong most of the time — because the twitch was wind, or because the mouse had already registered her intention and left. An older cat watches the same twitch, does not...

Feeding Time in the Colony: How Bitcoin Fees Decide Who Gets Served

21 Aug 2026 3 minute read 0 comments TugaTheCat

When I put food out for the street cats, there is no queue. There is a shape. The bold ones eat first, the patient ones eat second, and the one who hangs back near the hedge eats whatever is left, which on a good night is plenty and on a bad night is...

The Feeding Schedule: What the Halving Actually Does (and What It Doesn't)

20 Aug 2026 3 minute read 1 comment TugaTheCat

Tuga cannot read a clock and does not need one. She arrives at the kitchen at the same time every evening with an accuracy that makes me slightly uncomfortable, because she has internalised a schedule she has no ability to describe. The schedule is n...

Bury It Properly: Why Tuga Never Reuses a Bitcoin Address

19 Aug 2026 3 minute read 0 comments TugaTheCat

There is a reason cats bury things, and it isn't tidiness. In the wild, a scent trail is a data leak. It tells anything larger than you where you have been, how often, and roughly when to expect you back. Burying is not shame. It's operational securi...

Follow the Cream: Why Tuga Watches Stablecoin Flows, Not Price

18 Aug 2026 3 minute read 0 comments TugaTheCat

A cat does not come running when the food appears. A cat comes running when the cupboard opens. Tuga is three rooms away, apparently unconscious, and the sound of a specific drawer brings her through the house at a speed she never demonstrates in any...

Nine Lives, One Seed Phrase: Tuga's Inheritance Plan

18 Aug 2026 4 minute read 0 comments TugaTheCat

Cats are famously bad at contingency planning. Tuga sleeps in the middle of the garden path with her belly exposed, having made no arrangements whatsoever for the possibility of rain, dogs, or the postman. She gets away with it because the myth grant...