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NickytheClone's Roulette System For Retards


      Don't get your fucking panties in a wad. I know it isn't politically correct to say retard, or to type retard, or to shoot a retard. But I like to. (Say it)

      You will need a little bit of bankroll to start out using this roulette betting system. The amount is a matter of personal preference for the retard. 

  • YOU WILL PLACE THE SAME WAGER INTERVAL FOR EVERY RUN (I REFER TO AN UNINTERRUPTED STREAK OF GAMBLING AS A "RUN")
  • YOU WILL ONLY PLACE WAGERS ON THE COLORS (RED OR BLACK)                                 
  • THE WAGER SEQUENCE IS AS FOLLOWS: BLACK, RED, RED, BLACK, BLACK, RED AND REPEATS AFTER 6 WAGERS ARE MADE.        
  • IN THE EVENT OF AN INCORRECT WAGER, YOU WILL DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF THE WAGER UNTIL A CORRECT WAGER IS MADE.

      OK, let's say that the initial wager of $1 on black (per the super sweet badass sequence) is lost because the table spins red. The second wager will be $2 on red (per the sequence). Lets say this wager is lost too. At this point you may want to consider suicide as an alternate means of gambling. Of course, i am joking, or am I? The great philosopher and novelist Albert Camus wrote that the most important decision you will make on a daily basis, is the decision to not kill yourself. But i digress. You will wager $4 on the third wager if both the first 2 were lost. If the third is lost too, $8 will be wagered on the fourth. Whenever the wager is made correctly, the following wager will start back at $1. 

       If you are able to find a roulette platform that doesn't cheat, this system can be the means for some extra scratch in your pocket. 

  • BETFURY.IO does not work. The site cheats.
  • LUCKYFISH.IO does not work. The site cheats.
  • PULSZ.COM does work. And you can CLICK HERE to try it.
  • Please feel free to drop any legitimate roulette platforms in the comments section. 

GOOD LUCK RETARDS!

 

PULSZ CASINO

I will have more gambling systems coming up soon. So give me a follow if you wanna get in on them. 

*It should be noted here that gambling is only a form of entertainment. If you have a gambling problem, join the fucking club and find a 1800 number to dial.

"The most important decision you will make on a daily basis is the decision to not kill yourself" -Albert Camus

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NickytheClone
NickytheClone

I am a traveler & I enjoy analyzing and trading digital currencies. I enjoy beer & all the food from all the lands and seas. I am from Arkansas and strive to see as much of the beautiful country of America as possible in my short spell above ground.


The Clone Chronicles
The Clone Chronicles

Earning, Staking, Farming, Day-trading, Mining....If it involves cryptocurrency, chances are I've dabbled in it. Crypto has been an interest of mine for over 5 years. Nothing makes me happier than sharing the small amount of knowledge I have accrued. Cryptocurrency has made life easier for me, and I wanna share that with you.

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