Albo and the Melongate

Albo and the Melongate


Have been working on a post about the Universal Law of Stupidity for awhile now. Gathering up relevant resources, discussing with Rose the blue-eyed Viking Princess, @rah and of course @HattyHats , you know doing research stuff. But that is going to have to wait. Cause it decided to create it’s own blog. Once you understand the Universal Law you start seeing stupidity every where (even in yourself).

Was sitting in the local bread shop, sipping my iced matcha latte with almond milk (the kind made with non-californian almonds), reading a national newspaper. The front page was all about our fearless leader Albo. There was more inside as well.

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Melongate

This qualifies because:

  • Greg reckons it takes a special kind of stupidity
  • and the group of “looney left” women who were quoted as defending the undefendable Albo. Yet if it was the other fella, then they would experiencing brain melts.

Note: This is not an April Fools joke. I did check the papers date, Tuesday 11th August.

You need to understand that poor old Albo is like that kid at school who tries way too hard to be cool, instead of just being himself.

Albo has taken to going on podcasts. See the paragraph above.

This particular podcast Albo made the melons comment while drinking Canadian whiskey with a comedian in a safari suit. Albo maintains he wasn’t joking about the female prime minister’s anatomy, despite the comedian referencing Pamela Anderson, a former Baywatch star and Playboy model.

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Note: The Canadian Ambassador denies that it was Canadian Whiskey and has no further comment to make. And this was Pamela before swapping the Sugar Baby for the Florida Giant variety.

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Sanae Takaichi is on the left and Albo is on the right but deep down he identifies as being on the left.

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Bear in mind that both sides have been trying to forget this happened. That was until the memo was leaked.

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Which reminds why we don’t have a TV 

Back Story: This is the same Albo that said if he was going to shag any one it would be Kylie Minogue (an Australian icon) on another podcast. And dear Albo had only just wedded his new bride.

DISCLAIMER: I promise no AI was harmed in the researching, editing and publishing of this. But lots of CO2 was produced, doing my bit to make planet earth green.

 

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