Followers of the Cult of Bitcoin, who call themselves Satoshians, perform rituals in praise of bitcoin. They practice an act of digital purification, where shitcoins are destroyed en masse. This ritual demonstrates everyone's devotion to the “founder”. Those who take part in the ritual hope to receive bitcoin fragments in return, obtained according to an algorithm controlled by the cult's priests, known as Knowledge Miners.

These Miners, specialized in code and ancient blockchain algorithms, hold the keys to the latest bitcoins. Followers worship them, and hundreds of newcomers flock to the site every day. But in reality, only those who part with the bulk of their assets and abide by the strict teachings of the Miners are worthy of receiving these fractions of bitcoin.

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