Noonday Tune

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Elephant Guns, Erase My Troubles One By One

10 Jul 2023 3 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

"If I could run, I'd leave this town, I'd bury myself under the ground.As did I, we drink tonight, we drink to die.Far from home, elephant guns, erase my troubles one by one.[...]And it rips through the night, all night, all nightAnd it rips through...

The Jiggy Jar Jar Do!

7 Jul 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

I don't know what it is about me that others make the mistake of thinking they can freeload off me, but it's definitely a noticeable occurrence. Maybe they pick up on the fact that I answer their stupid questions (mainly in chat rooms and online) and...

Noonday Tune: Let's Get out of this Country

6 Jan 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

My attempting to acquire crypto while having to contend with my country's crap infrastructure and shoddy service delivery is frustrating me greatly. I think I should move to a country where access to reliable electricity and fast Internet connection...

The Businessmen Want to Drink My Blood (Like the Kids in Art School Said They Would)

4 Nov 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Hey folks, it's Throwback Thursday! I've had the below songs stuck in my head recently. (I've been alternately job hunting and both making about $1.00 and having a chat with Famine666 on Firefaucet; a good day for me thanks to two new offerwalls ther...

I need a Dollar (A dollar, a dollar is what I need)

26 Jul 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

If, for some reason, you take pity on me and would like to send me a little crypto (over and above what Pub0x will give me when you tip) to ease my troubles (instead of leaving an unhelpful and inaccurate comment about me being a lazy commie who sho...

I'm Holding out for a Hero

25 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

I needed to hear this today. I have seen too many creeps online come out of the metaphorical woodwork. The banhammer has been overused and my "blocked" list has grown substantially, but they just keep coming and I have grown tired of antisocial media...

Capitalism, by Any Means Necessary (including Thinly-Veiled Racism), Is Still Alive and Well in ZA

16 Jul 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

However, the boets in their velskoen and camo have put away their guns for now and are neither interrogating nor threatening anyone who's peacefully going about their business. At least for now, their enthusiasm for aggression and violence (particula...

I Came Down to Wish Me an Unhappy Birthday AKA Christopher Borken (A Rant in A Minor)

1 Jul 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

I will be the one to make you crawl,So I came down to wish you an unhappy birthday. Someone call the ambulance;There's gonna be an accident!⸺ Hewitt, Olsdal & Molko/Placebo; "Infra-Red"; Meds (2006) I can't accept gifts bought with fiat; there's s...

Speed the Collapse

28 Jun 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

"Pushed away, I'm pulled towardA comedown of revolving doors.Every warning we ignored,Drifting in from distant shores.The wind presents a change of course,A second reckoning of sorts.We were wasted, waiting forA comedown of revolving doors "Fate don'...

Oh Hiroshima — In Silence We Yearn

16 Aug 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Sometimes, on rare occassions, I just love Youtube's "watch next" recommendations (although I usually ignore them, because I'm not a fan of helping Google construct filter bubbles). The above, though, is mind-blowingly awesome and the perfect counte...