I don't know what it is about me that others make the mistake of thinking they can freeload off me, but it's definitely a noticeable occurrence. Maybe they pick up on the fact that I answer their stupid questions (mainly in chat rooms and online) and "explain" the obvious (to me and anyone with more than two functioning brain cells, anyway), but completely ignore the fact that I do so with snark (or, more likely, that's completely lost on them because they don't have the requisite intelligence to detect it).

I don't set out to help people purely out of good will anymore, especially not people too lazy/stupid to figure out things for themselves (not without compensation in cash or crypto, anyway). Still, the walking brain-dead lurch my way, only to be beaten back without mercy (because I flow) ...

"They keep walking, walking my way. If they're talking, can't tell what they say.
They keep falling, over stuff in their way. Dumb dudes walking can ruin your day."

Here's hoping you have a great weekend and enjoy some Bad Lip Reading silliness, folks!

Dur dee dur dee dur!

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