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How I became a millionaire investing in DolphCoins and the logic behind the Dolphcoin (humor)

26 Feb 2020 1 minute read 2 comments smegnard

So here I am... In my mid-30's and if anyone would of told me I'd be a millionaire from investing in the Dolph Lundren Coin or more aptly put, "DolphCoin".... I would of said: "You Sir are crazy to the highest degree..." But here I am.... sipping ap...

Wow there's really a guy out there with that name??

26 Feb 2020 1 minute read 1 comment smegnard

There is baseball player named Joey Terdoslavich! His nickname is The Terd according to his close friends. Joseph Thomas Terdoslavich is an American professional baseball left fielder and first baseman in the Pittsburgh Pirates organization. After at...

Dropped

25 Feb 2020 2 minute read 0 comments Wakeupkitty

"I didn't see anything", Little Dog said as he accused him of cheating. None was sure if he spoke the truth. But since barking dogs do bite it was better for all to be quiet. Home was no option alone. Since Carface started to rule it was no longer co...

Jennifer woke up because someone pulled her hair

25 Feb 2020 1 minute read 3 comments paradise

Jennifer woke up because someone pulled her hair.It was two dwarves.Stop you bastards she shouted and pulled out a meat cleaver from under the mattressBut when she hit one of the dwarves she just heard a klang. Turns out he was a robot. With red eyes...

She did it!

23 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Wakeupkitty

  "It is crazy to start a porcupine farm in your backyard!" Crazy or not she did and they are so cute. If they know you you can stroke them and if not...They should make great pets and better as the common dog. They shit less as a goose and do not ma...

Tremors 5: Bloodline :: A Lyric Essay

21 Feb 2020 2 minute read 0 comments jxgrefe

What follows is a "lyric essay," a kind of poetic meditation, on the film TREMORS 5: BLOODLINE. I wrote this shortly after completing my NOTES FOR THE WOUNDED ROOMS collection, and found a rather interesting color study of this film hosted on an acad...

Straight

20 Feb 2020 1 minute read 2 comments Wakeupkitty

Keeping it straight can be hard no matter if you are a scheduled or straight person.Straight... how come one word has so many different meanings? If I hold him to prevent from falling I'm keeping him up straight?Not that I have the intention to do th...

Aspects of Gemin

19 Feb 2020 5 minute read 0 comments SoaringMoon

This is part of an ongoing series about a fantasy universe of sky pirates and monster collection. If this is your first time, then welcome to this rather obscure blog. Gemin Aspects Gemin are magical gemstones that come in a spectrum of colors. In g...

A Wholesome Trip Through Redneck Walmart

19 Feb 2020 1 minute read 1 comment smegnard

I live in a fairly 'hillbilly area' in the southern Midwest and today as I was walking through Wal-Mart (I always try to get in and out quick in that place because it's quite full of....um... interesting characters) as I was grabbing a few quick sup...

Wet bread

19 Feb 2020 2 minute read 0 comments Wakeupkitty

A contest on.steemit.com where was asked to finish the story. How the story started... The Sandwich "Ugh! The bread is soaking wet! Bread is not supposed to be soaking wet!" he snarled at me as he spit a soggy mouthful of half-chewed peanut butter s...