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15 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments smegnard
"It's a balls against the walls world out there..." I mutter as I stare at the stubble that's starting to grow back on my crotch. Just then two penises collided and in the center of the struggle appeared a Tyrannosaurus Rex! Just ask yourself, "What...
15 Feb 2020 2 minute read 0 comments smegnard
As I sat on the floor in my upscale deluxe apartment in downtown Detroit I looked out the window and saw a man in rags hitting someone in the face with a grocery cart and I said to myself…. “This is a wonderful life…”I could feel the pressure in my h...
15 Feb 2020 3 minute read 1 comment smegnard
So this is a short story I made in my Creative Writing class. I hope you all enjoy it. Around The Station There I was, running scared in what seemed like a 5K race with sweat beading up on my forehead and then streaming into my eyes which had now beg...
15 Feb 2020 2 minute read 0 comments smegnard
There once was a very rich creature that was a child born between a troll and a very promiscuous elf. He made zillions of Foolongs (the currency of the land) by selling his legendary delicious Fig Pies...Now these pies brought all the other creatures...
14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments smegnard
Imagine a field with green grass… flowing, dancing all tumbly in the wind. Now Imagine a horse… NO! NOT A FUCKING HORSE. Imagine a Dog… he’s cute he’s only got one ear or some shit… he lost the other saving a bird that was about to get eaten by a wi...
14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments smegnard
So this is my journey of how I went from being plugged up like Scrooge McDuck's piggybank, to finally shattin' a big ole steamer that clogged the toilet for at least a full day. Week #1: I hadn't shat in a few days and I was starting to feel very meh...
14 Feb 2020 3 minute read 0 comments smegnard
I work in a big techy IT place that is always holding meetings to pat everyone on the back and tell us all how good we’ve done. They used to let us all full telework which was literally the best thing since sliced bread… now I’ve NEVER done drugs in...
11 Feb 2020 2 minute read 5 comments Etson0x
Hello everyone, i wanted to join the contest and i have chosen this headline for writing.. And i want to remind our members about the posting and it's quaity.. First of all i want to say that i am very happy to be here in Publish0x.. I am publishing...
10 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments shellatreille
Void By Shelley M. Latreille Death lurks within the vicinity, sinisterly waiting.The extinguishment of your life-force follows abruptly.The kerosene pours slowly over you.It drips upon the ground and lazily flows outward.The match is struck and tos...
7 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments shellatreille
Together Forever By Shelley M. Latreille I fell into your eye that fine day.All of your trigonometric functions fell radically into place.Our secret plastic relations were forbidden.But, we swam naked through secrecy and deception anyway.Our bodies...
