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Lamentations of the bored with the aid of Cannabis

15 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments smegnard

"It's a balls against the walls world out there..." I mutter as I stare at the stubble that's starting to grow back on my crotch. Just then two penises collided and in the center of the struggle appeared a Tyrannosaurus Rex! Just ask yourself, "What...

The Day A Butterfly Flew Into My Den - A Story By The Great Snatchby

15 Feb 2020 2 minute read 0 comments smegnard

As I sat on the floor in my upscale deluxe apartment in downtown Detroit I looked out the window and saw a man in rags hitting someone in the face with a grocery cart and I said to myself…. “This is a wonderful life…”I could feel the pressure in my h...

Short Fictional Story - Around The Station - Creative Writing Class Project

15 Feb 2020 3 minute read 1 comment smegnard

So this is a short story I made in my Creative Writing class. I hope you all enjoy it. Around The Station There I was, running scared in what seemed like a 5K race with sweat beading up on my forehead and then streaming into my eyes which had now beg...

The Legend of the Fabled Trumplestiltskin has now been verified as FACT.

15 Feb 2020 2 minute read 0 comments smegnard

There once was a very rich creature that was a child born between a troll and a very promiscuous elf. He made zillions of Foolongs (the currency of the land) by selling his legendary delicious Fig Pies...Now these pies brought all the other creatures...

Running In The Wild Open Fields Of Gold - Original Story

14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments smegnard

Imagine a field with green grass… flowing, dancing all tumbly in the wind. Now Imagine a horse… NO! NOT A FUCKING HORSE. Imagine a Dog… he’s cute he’s only got one ear or some shit… he lost the other saving a bird that was about to get eaten by a wi...

My Journey through 3 Weeks Of Constipation - How I Finally Unleashed The Hounds Of Browns

14 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments smegnard

So this is my journey of how I went from being plugged up like Scrooge McDuck's piggybank, to finally shattin' a big ole steamer that clogged the toilet for at least a full day. Week #1: I hadn't shat in a few days and I was starting to feel very meh...

Why My Boss Is An Idiot and why I wish he would leave me alone...

14 Feb 2020 3 minute read 0 comments smegnard

I work in a big techy IT place that is always holding meetings to pat everyone on the back and tell us all how good we’ve done. They used to let us all full telework which was literally the best thing since sliced bread… now I’ve NEVER done drugs in...

Publish0xTutorials - How to Write a Quality Post and Get Lots of Tips on Publish0x?

11 Feb 2020 2 minute read 5 comments Etson0x

Hello everyone, i wanted to join the contest and i have chosen this headline for writing.. And i want to remind our members about the posting and it's quaity..  First of all i want to say that i am very happy to be here in Publish0x.. I am publishing...

Void

10 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments shellatreille

Void  By Shelley M. Latreille Death lurks within the vicinity, sinisterly waiting.The extinguishment of your life-force follows abruptly.The kerosene pours slowly over you.It drips upon the ground and lazily flows outward.The match is struck and tos...

Together Forever

7 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments shellatreille

Together Forever By Shelley M. Latreille I fell into your eye that fine day.All of your trigonometric functions fell radically into place.Our secret plastic relations were forbidden.But, we swam naked through secrecy and deception anyway.Our bodies...