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29 Dec 2024 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.05
"I don't think there's anything like saving someone's life to bring you satisfaction and happiness."Stephanie Kwolek Because it isn't true, most people don't know that Kevlar was invented by a Polish lady who got the idea while performing an autops...
19 Dec 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.02
I can tell it's Christmasby the inflatablesnowmensitting on the sidewalkin the sun Is that a homeless man,or Santa Claus? Did he just ask me for a cigarette? Isn't he worried that the sparkswill land on his coat,causing him todeflate? Does he disgust...
11 Dec 2024 5 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.02
"You and me are molded by thingsWell beyond our acknowledgment"Stereolab I had a friend in Austin who was the leader of a traditional Irish punk band. He said something once about backing him up in a bar fight and was offended when my response was...
8 Dec 2024 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.01
I'm changing my opinion of my favorite song of mine from "Fabulous Dream" to "All I Want." "All I Want" is the most-true song I will ever write. Not a trace of poetry anywhere near it. It's more like a crime scene set to music. Remember the falle...
21 Feb 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.04
Satan activated his Transsexual Terror Cells in Mexico City today, and so the Mexican Tranny Cartel attacked the Mexican Congress, culminating in at least one whiny dude-like creature walking away with some scratches on his shins. Like somebody who...
