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29 Dec 2024 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"I don't think there's anything like saving someone's life to bring you satisfaction and happiness."Stephanie Kwolek Because it isn't true, most people don't know that Kevlar was invented by a Polish lady who got the idea while performing an autops...
19 Dec 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I can tell it's Christmasby the inflatablesnowmensitting on the sidewalkin the sun Is that a homeless man,or Santa Claus? Did he just ask me for a cigarette? Isn't he worried that the sparkswill land on his coat,causing him todeflate? Does he disgust...
11 Dec 2024 5 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
"You and me are molded by thingsWell beyond our acknowledgment"Stereolab I had a friend in Austin who was the leader of a traditional Irish punk band. He said something once about backing him up in a bar fight and was offended when my response was...
8 Dec 2024 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
I'm changing my opinion of my favorite song of mine from "Fabulous Dream" to "All I Want." "All I Want" is the most-true song I will ever write. Not a trace of poetry anywhere near it. It's more like a crime scene set to music. Remember the falle...
21 Feb 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne
Satan activated his Transsexual Terror Cells in Mexico City today, and so the Mexican Tranny Cartel attacked the Mexican Congress, culminating in at least one whiny dude-like creature walking away with some scratches on his shins. Like somebody who...
