I am in love with a woman I am sure will be your mother, and the love we share will produce you. I will make sure she lacks not any essential food. I know that if she eats and rests well, you too will get the required nourishment for your proper growth. I will be in a hurry to see her tummy bulge out, filling me with the excitement that you are coming into this world. I will watch her tummy closely. No movement you will make inside will easily go unnoticed. No matter how slight you make it. I will count the days, the months, while waiting for you.
The more you make her tummy extend, the more I will be of use to her. She must not be hurt in any way! That way, you too should be safe. The more you extend her tummy, the more you make me bend with errand. Even though I also have to successfully conduct state affairs. Getting weary will not be an option for me. Who cares if you will be male or female? Pick the sex you wish, all I want is you. If you must have a partner, I mean twin brother or sister. That is fine. Who cares? But two of you must never be conjoined. Save me that stress please! No sharing of heads. Not even legs or spinal cord, please. Strange things scare me sometimes.
My care for you will surely continue as you arrive in this world. Your mother and I will surely be relieved of all worries associated with labor you will put her through. My face will brighten with a smile, and stretch with laughter in welcoming you. I am responsible for you. Who will carry you in his arms? Gently sing you to sleep? That’s me! I’m the man. We will play together like friends, when you begin to toddle out and about. Then you will begin to learn, as you journey from childhood to adulthood, that life in its entirety is an entity that is not a bed of roses.
You must embrace hard work if you are to be successful in life. And this will entail believing in God and the chunk of ability he will place in you. You will need prayer, as there is a limit to what human abilities and endowments can achieve alone. Don’t expect to win all the time, for in failures are maps to success. Road to success is not without punctures. There is nothing as good as and lovelier than love and peace. Treat your fellow humans justly. Always wish humanity well, and work well for it.
Appreciate your environment as you derive from it. Pollute it, you deny mother earth its right to good treatment, charting the inevitable course for your gradual extinction, also harming generations that will emanate from you. Observe and preserve human rights and dignity. You will be nobody without them. Your freedom of speech must be guarded jealously from those it is always their ambition to steal it. I am talking about dictators here. Avoid recourse to hostilities until you cannot afford to. It is always a big option. It has liberated America from the oppressive claws of the British Empire. In most cases, it is the only language brutal dictators understand, as it tells them when the wind is around to carry away their tyranny, with all its suppression and bloodshed, like very minute dust particles.
Remember, my child, that these dictators may not be Adolph Hitler, but have shared in his genes of madness, that place inordinate ambitions before respect for, and preservation of the sacred human life and dignity. Beware of them! If you must eat with them, make sure your spoon is the very long type. As their instincts always breed callousness, coercion with deprivation, and eventually mass graves, so must your instinct always breed their complete annihilation. You are yet unborn, my child. But you bear my joy.
It is my deepest desire to see you born alive and well. If I die before your birth, well, I believe I have given enough to at least guide you in a chequered sojourn on earth. I also believe the woman I want to make your mother will teach you more. She is very good at pitching her tent with truth, reason, and above all, justice. In case she dies immediately after your birth, or even before, somehow, someone close to being all that I crave being for you, will emerge and be there for you. I love you most sweetly, and wish you well, wherever you are now.
