Here are a couple (NON-CAT!) YouTube videos I think you might enjoy ;)

Monkey sees a magic trick (only about 40 seconds long or so)

and poor Sheldon (from "The Big Bang Theory" is once again drunk.  It's alost amazing how him and the monkey are SO human at times LOL!  Oops, sorry for that here's a *hug* to Sheldon ... oh and what the heck, monkey too! ;)

and a quick story:

A rancher from Texas went on vacation to Europe.  While there he started talking to a farmer and during the conversation this subject came up:

Texas Rancher: "So how large is your farm?"

European Farmer:" Oh, it's about 20 acres or so.  How big is your ranch?"

The rancher, while straightening his belt buckle, replied "Well everything is big in Texas, ya' know.  Let me put it this way - I can get into my truck in the morning and by the time the Sun has set, I STILL haven't left my property."

The farmer nodded his head knowingly and said: "Yes, I used to have a truck like that" ;) 

Enjoy