Now- I realized when I talk about a lot of this cryptocurrency stuff it sounds esoteric, but I assure you that it's only the case for the moment. Once the crypto Community is in charge of the world we will most definitely be sacrificing you all in order to summon SATAN, the will be nothing hidden about it! Until then I would like to clear some things up, and explain things to the casual. I'll start with one of my favorite dapps:

We have here images from a decentralized application commonly known as a dapp. Essentially it's a game on your phone that uses cryptocurrency and blockchain technology to create a sustainable economic model while entertaining the investor and pretending to be game just enough that a person who isn't instantly interested and obsessed with flow charts graphs and and endless supposedly meaningless numbers battling it out on the page might distract the investor from the fact that they are actually learning to be a stable adult the whole time. Game time. 

This here is one of my favorite Strange Addictions known as EOS Dynasty (link and referal in the comments) a basic crafting game reminiscent early Farmville with with the added bonus of an Asian appropriation fetish.

The tasks are quite simple: you press a button sending your soldiers out to march to retrieve items. The items are then collected and processed into equipment /the equipment can be distributed amongst your soldiers /the soilders might have better drops and future items or the equipment can be sold on the marketplace from anywhere between .0001 EOS and a whopping 88.23! Now for you boys and girls who aren't in the know, EOS is currently priced at $2.62-that's well over a whopping $260 that several fill grown adults spend on a digital piece of equipment only to turn around and collect more items crafts that they might make more equipment to sell! Seems a lot like adult life, doesn't it?

Now here's where it becomes a tool for investment and growth. Not only are the items yours and the profits from being sold at Market, but with every micropenny of cryptocurrency spent you receive a portion of tkt token, an in-game token which when staked in the "freezing" wallet produces a daily income of dividends from the games overall profit consistent to the percentage of overall token you possess. Much like selling stake in a company at a currency exchange. And trust me if you don't want your tkt token there are plenty of people they would love to take it off your hands. Any gamer can cash out on $3 at GameStop when they're done with the game, but this is the future and when we're done with it we can pull maximum profit on our way out the door. Of course I don't know what kind of fool would want to sell his way out of a game that will pay him as long as there's other fools willing to collect items to craft items to sell items to equip items to collect more items but then there are still GameStops in the world, and plenty of centralized banks credit unions eServices that are just dying to be used for free so they can profit on your involvement personal information and source of living income through the advertisements they feed you say and night

Money isn't for everyone I guess

But if it is? Get yourself a wombat wallet (link in the comments) and get colExplaining dapps lecting today!