He Bought?

Pumpeet Finance: We all knew what this was..

By ChopperNakamoto | Shitcoin Hopefuls | 14 Jun 2021


As mentioned in my blog description, I'm a shitcoin collector/hobbyist. My favorite time to acquire them is usually in the evenings, after a few beers.. Now I'm a big fan of the Bogdanoff meme culture ( my personal favorite) and so when I read about the newest shitcoin: PUMP from Pumpeet.Finance; I just about drooled all over my keyboard. It wasn't long before I become a $PUMP millionaire.

 

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The next logical steps for a shitcoin enthusiast were then obvious; check the forums and feed off the hype. I spent the next half hour or so laughing heartily as I read the comment section. Here's a few snippets of excitement following the laugh of Pumpeet:

"It's pumping"

"GREAT PROJECT I APED IN TO THE MOON..."

"All we have to is now HOLD and Pump it... 🚀"

"im making profits man idk what else to say"

...& much more!

-So, with visions of going to the moon with all those fine people, I retired for the evening.

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For the next few weeks I did the usual; checked in on what little and vague pricing data I could find about my beloved undervalued PUMP. As is typical, not a whole lot transpired, the price went down a bit, but that was about it. So I went to back visualizing myself in 60 years; sitting on a porch rocking-chair, thinking about how that $0.10 of PUMP would get me all the nice things.. ...

Well today I decided to visit the official website for Pumpeet.Finance and wouldn't you know; it's no longer there! So I went to their Reddit community and, lo' and behold! It's become a private community. Their Twitter page also vanished in a cloud of smoke.

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Takeaway: Perhaps the Bogdanoffs felt the need to assert their supreme dominance? I for one thought that if/once they colonize Mars they might look favorably upon those who were wise enough to HODL anything even remotely of value associated with their mighty name.

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Disclaimer: This is not financial advice (I would hope that goes w/out saying but...).

 

P.S.: This is my 1st Publish0x blog post; I had fun writing it, and look forward to doing more. Peace!

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ChopperNakamoto
ChopperNakamoto

Primarily posting as a Shitcoin collector/hobbyist. Looking to get some laughs out of the crypto fam is all. Want to Contribute? ETH: 0xB4a282Ce7B5b0075D67A97DE8C104f6888173C40 BNB: 0x8936AdAf75dDc19000D1AC4cDD3eA13BeEa225c1


Shitcoin Hopefuls
Shitcoin Hopefuls

One of the newest hobbies I've picked up since the pandemic is buying silly coins which, let's face it, aren't going to the moon.. I think the humor you get from spending $0.10 for a million of something which you can joke about with others online is worth the fun.

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