The frumpy brunette in the big sweater idly stalked me from a relatively tolerable distance. I was not exactly sure what this particular luncheon was in honor of , but the deviled-eggs were to die for .
Although aesthetically pleasing, I always wondered if the catering services washed all white linens and decorative table ornaments or simply threw them away . My girlfriend was apparently here as well as she now stood in front of the Ambrosia salad with two middle-aged... women? The closest to her leaned in to whisper something in her ear . With short spikey hair stylised in the designated post 1980s business power butch cut with appropriately fitted unisex casual dress shirt and slacks , whatever she whispered brought a giggle from my girlfriend. This could hardly be defined in the space designated to a lesbian of the masculine variety as her appearance was soo androgynous as to break into the uncanny valley.
The frumpy big sweater girl closed the distance. Why was I carrying one of those giant mag-lights that bouncers use? Girlfriend was now handing over what looked like her house keys to business casual. A flirtatious touch on the shoulder from my girl and a shared laugh from the trio was all it took to send me at them . With a force that would make Simon Belmont proud, I plunged the end of the mag light through Ellen Degenerate's chest. Like a busted fire hydrant blood sprayed the attendees, turning linens the color of cran-apple. I couldn't believe I got blood all over the deviled-eggs.
This is when sweater girl opened her mouth like a cock friendly bass . Her mouth stretched about a few inches too far for any normal human being . Just as I was winding back to smash the flashlight into the thing's face , a hand caught my wrist. It was Anderson Cooper . Independent journalist Andy Ngo stepped out of the crowd to join us . " I wouldn't do that if I were you " Andy said . "She is far more dangerous than those other two" Cooper gestured at the now collapsed Androngeno-bot and her friend who knelt over her body.
"Come with us , those are demons and we will keep you out of trouble". Said Mr. Ngo as they led me briskly by the arm away from the event canopy.
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