It's been a few days since I posted and for the last few weeks I have been itching to "pop this one out" for everybody's enjoyment. I only ask for you not to be disgusted and read on...

I will freely and openly admit that my title for this piece is clear clickbait, but what it actually will be is a review of DutchyCorp Autofaucet Final Autoclaim or whatever we decide to call it. Please, I have absolutely no idea what to call it in a shortened form so I will simply call it Dutchy!

Alongside Cointiply and CoinPayU it is considered to be one of the best sites for collecting free crypto. Freebitco.in is also well reviewed but unless you play the risky hi-lo game (in which you ultimately lose) it is painfully slow with the faucet only paying out on the whole, with occasional exceptions, a single BTC SAT per hour (assuming you can roll every hour). What hasn't helped - in the case of the faucet - is the inflation of the BTC price. When I first started I was getting 3 SATS an hour based on the price and I was on target to hit the magical 30,000 SATS, when interest kicks in, in May 2024, based on the average daily yield. That ship has sailed and yet I persist still about 1600 SATS short.

Anyway back to Dutchy...

I have a mixed opinion about it. Firstly, but only once, it lost about $2 in USDC which I withdrew several months ago, but on the whole they have been good at paying out.I have learnt to take smaller amounts more often.

They offer up to 85 different crypto assets, which can be claimed automatically in exchange for Dutchy coins which are earned through completing different tasks on their portal. However, the window in which the Autoclaim is running often goes to sleep if you leave it passively running in the background. It is slow but worth doing if you are doing something else or using somebody else's electricity (I would be surprised if in the short term it even pays for the electricity on your phone / laptop, but remember most crypto is ultimately inflationary or even when it isn't it can be leveraged anyway). Furthermore, they operate on the basis of two different types of coin roll which can be done every 30 minutes. One is for the aforementioned Dutchy Coins and the other for the Coin of the Month, which can be any of the 85 Coins they offer. This month it is SHIBA INU, which I have written about previously. Their native token is SPACE and it is a waste of space (sorry about that), but it is unutilisable and almost valueless. It is also the one coin that cannot be swapped for another on their platform.

I have 175 of them and they are as useful as used toilet paper!

An annoyance with the coin rolls is that AdBlocker has to be disabled and all too frequently (about 70% of the time) another window opens when trying to click the roll, or boost it (to claim 150% Dutchy after watching an in-page ad for 20 seconds), Now I can live with that if it were just one since it is a free portal, but ofttimes it can be up to five times and it gets really frustrating (and especially when you think you have pressed / activated the button for your Dutchy / Coin reward and you only realise when you go back later). 

That aside, one of the things I really like is the loyalty programme in which continued daily usage yields greater rewards which means more Dutchy to use on the claim page. The most significant one is that for each consecutive day  you visit you receive an additional 0.5% Dutchy up to a maximum of 100% meaning that a boosted roll can yield up to 300 Dutchy. Unfortunately it resets if a day is missed and the process starts again. Also an additional bonus is given every time the user goes up five levels, with larger bonuses being every ten levels. I think at some point, which I haven't reached yet, this is capped. Experience points are awarded for rolls and task completion on the platform which is the basis for increasing the level.

I am currently on level 125.

Concerning tasks, there are the coin rolls as I have already mentioned and a number of other things you can do - most of which don't seem to work properly, not for me anyway. Whatever the task, as with Cointiply and CoinPayU, while the platform itself is ok, I never ever trust the ads and even more so with what I am about to share with you.

As usual with this kind of portal, they offer clickable ads which have to be watched for a given number of seconds and this is where it gets saucy. Although it hasn't happened for about 3 days now, mixed in with their usual dodgy crypto ads there is a lot of porn and pseudo-porn sites. These usually comprise of either tube type of pages (think YouTube) or games with a strong erotic leaning, visualised with an often Anime kind of image - many of which are as explicit as seeing real images. A few days ago I clicked five consecutive ads which were directed to such sites and of course I am often doing this sitting next to my wife.

She has yet to notice but I guess I will have to do some fast talking if I am "caught". Worse still is if my boys, especially the older one (now four and a half) sees it.

Now don't get me wrong. I am no prude and I do my best not to be judgemental. It is very much a case of whatever floats your boat and it is a matter of personal choice as to whether an individual chooses to access such legal material. It goes without saying that illegal material is another matter. What is wrong however, is to have pornographic content, whether real or virtual, shoved down your throat (sorry - probably bad choice of words) without any direct search request. Furthermore, unlike CoinPayU (or even Cointiply - although it hasn't happened on Cointiply, certainly not for me) there is no reporting mechanism to block or escalate such material to site admins. This means that such content can easily be seen / accessed by a minor / vulnerable person, or somebody who simply finds such material extremely offensive.

As for me I just close such windows as soon as I see them or the timer has run down.

So overall, while a bit of a slow burner, it is generally a reliable site, just be wary and be prepared to be shocked and tilt your screen away from your loved ones (just in case lol).

One last point (a disclaimer if you like), the header image above is representative, chosen because it is relatively tame, and is not actually one of the sites that Dutchy has directed me to.

As always stay safe and well my friends.