Slate Truck — Image via Slate Auto.

Let’s cut the bullshit: electric trucks today are mostly overpriced toys for rich dudes who barely know how to pump their own gas.
Then Slate showed up and flipped the whole damn table.

Introducing the Slate Truck — a no-frills, fully electric pickup that does exactly what you need it to do... for under $20,000 after incentives.
Yeah, you heard that right. Twenty grand, not two mortgages.

And it’s not some flimsy go-kart either — it’s built tough, ready to work, and fully customizable without draining your soul (or your wallet).

Built to Get Sh*t Done, Not Just Look Pretty

While the other brands are busy gluing giant iPads into dashboards and charging you extra for air, Slate went old school:

• 52.7 kWh battery — gives you 150 real miles, no fake marketing range.
• Optional 84.3 kWh pack — punches out 240 miles if you’ve got places to be.
• 1,400 pounds payload — that’s a lot of bricks, tools, or whatever else you haul.

It’s clean, it’s simple, and it gets the damn job done.
No nonsense. No $80,000 sticker shock.

Your Phone’s the Brains. Keep It That Way.

Slate said “F*ck it” to building a bloated infotainment system you didn’t ask for.
Instead, you get:

• A universal phone mount
• USB ports to charge up
• Your own apps, your own music, your own damn way

No forced subscriptions. No locked screens. No dealer service scams when your touchscreen freezes.

And yeah, they didn’t skimp on the stuff that actually matters:

• Forward Collision Warning
• Up to 8 airbags
• Steel where it counts, not plastic garbage

Safe. Smart. Simple.

Make It Yours, Break It In, Build It Up

This truck isn’t some delicate showroom princess.
Slate made it yours to f*ck with — however you want:

• Over 100 bolt-on accessories already lined up
• Easy wrap-ready body — swap colors like sneakers
• DIY SUV kit — if you want rear seats, roll cages, extra airbags, just bolt them on when you feel like it

It’s like LEGOs for adults who know how to use a hammer.
You can grow this thing with your life, not outgrow it when your needs change.

Made in America, Sold Without the BS

No shady dealer markups.
No 10-week wait just to "see if they can get one."

Slate builds them right here in the USA, and you order it direct — factory to you.
Deposit? 50 bucks.
Refundable if you change your mind.
No games.

Service?
They’ve already lined up a national support network so you’re covered.

Reservations Are Open — Move Fast or Miss Out

If you want in, you can lock your spot right now for $50 at slate.auto.
Production’s firing up soon — and once the first wave hits the streets, you know prices won't stay this low forever.

Final Word: Built for Life, Not Likes

The Slate Truck isn’t here to impress TikTok influencers or parade around Whole Foods parking lots.

It’s here for people who need a truck that actually works — affordable, tough, and ready to take a beating without crying about it.

If you’re tired of overpriced "status symbol" EVs built for people who never carried a toolbox in their lives, Slate’s got your back.

Simple. Rugged. Cheap as hell. Built for real life.

And honestly?
It’s about f*cking time.

Written by NickG, the Crypto Preacher
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