My cat caught me plagiarizing from the future tomorrow night, and has accused me of planting the so-called "Proverbs of Smog" in his litter box so that he could "discover" them and feel like he'd accomplished something significant. I have been indicted by the court of wild beasts on several counts of historical fraudulence, and the "ancient" book of scrolls has been subpoenaed by the trees. My court date is scheduled for yesterday. But I am not concerned.
I have mounted a formidable Santa Claus defense, in which I cop to plagiarizing from myself in order to make my cat happy, not unlike a loving parent tells fables to their children about supersonic, moralizing fat men on Christmas Eve, because it's fun.
But my legal fees are through the roof.
While it's true that the 2nd chapter of Proverbs of Smog has been lifted word-for-word from my article There Is No Such Thing As A Diverse Group Of People, and I believe the point of the article bears infinite repeating,
I am looking at some serious jail time in a subterranean 4th-world dungeon for convicted creatures of the neverending forest, if I fail to beat the case.
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Thank you in advance. See you yesterday if not sooner,
NP
Proverbs of Smog
Chapter Two
1. The human heart is naturally decentralized.
2. There is no such thing as a diverse group of people.
3. The most diverse group of people imaginable would be a group of true individuals who don’t identify with anything, least of all each other.
4. A group of people assembled because they share ONE thing in common is infinitely more diverse than a group that assembles because they share MANY things in common.
5. Groups are homogeneous by nature; individuals, free of the burden of being composed of “different” elements that must conform to each other to create unity, can simply be themselves.
6. There is no such thing as a diverse group of people.
7. No group has ever benefitted from allowing the individual to be free.
Proverbios de Smog
Capítulo Dos
1. El corazón humano es naturalmente descentralizado.
2. No existe tal cosa como un grupo diverso de personas.
3. El grupo más diverso imaginable sería un grupo de individuos auténticos que no se identifican con nada, y mucho menos entre sí.
4. Un grupo de personas que se reúne porque comparte una cosa en común es infinitamente más diverso que un grupo que se reúne porque comparte muchas cosas en común.
5. Los grupos son homogéneos por naturaleza; los individuos, libres de la carga de estar compuestos por elementos "diferentes" que deben conformarse entre sí para crear unidad, pueden simplemente ser ellos mismos.
6. No existe tal cosa como un grupo diverso de personas.
7. Ningún grupo se ha beneficiado jamás de permitir que el individuo sea libre.
