Love is deadly serious business, so it's important to turn your heart into found VHS footage from a band on 80s Mexican public access TV, before it's too late.

It's also wise to make sure the song is less than 2 minutes long.  That way, the stone should be able to skip across the entire pond and make it to the other side intact.  The longer the song, the more likely the stone is to sink into the sea, and drown in waves of ecstatic misery.

Thanks for listening.

Let's Just Be Friends

I contemplate the stars above me
I love you,
and I know you love me too
but baby let's just be friends

It don't mean that we can't kiss
hold hands in public
or shake our fists
at each other,
but let's just be friends

Cuz I've been around the block
a time or two
I've been down and so have you
let's not ruin this beautiful view
let's just be friends

I love your smile
I think you're cute
if love's a kazoo
let's play the flute
hey baby,
let's just be friends

May our hearts always burn brightly
the ground is hard,
so let's tread lightly
we got time
let's just be friends

You're so beautiful
you're so kind
I can't get you outta my mind
who knows,
maybe someday we'll find
we're more than friends
we're more than friends

©2014 Nathan Payne