Girls, What's Your Trip?

By Nathan Payne | pablosmoglives | 20 Jan 2026


"The soul of a woman was created below."
Led Zeppelin

 

If girls are aliens, and aliens are demons, does that mean girls are demons?

More importantly, when the fuse blows in the interstellar nightclub, is it necessary to fix the life support system before the sound system?

Is there a difference?

Girls, What's Your Trip?

I meet a lotta crazy women
who think like me
we talk about the weather
but we never agree

breezy and balmy
the air is clean
later baby call me
I'm in Suite 16

With her poison fangs
and silver claws
Bettie Page bangs
and a heart of gauze

She'll take all your troubles
and make them right
she'll do it for a dollar
she'll do it tonight

All I wanna know is girls, what's your trip?
deadly little kitten with a big bullwhip

Your methods are a mystery,
your signals are a science
you kiss me on the lips in mock defiance

I answered your question
now give me back my pants
you make a lotta noise
but you don't make any sense

Talk is not expensive
and this hotel isn't cheap
so if ya don't shaddup
I'll throw ya back out on the street

She showed me the virtue of being lazy and mean
if we hauled as much ass as we kicked,
we'd be a machine!

Charging through the menstrual forest
with a face like an uzi
if you ain't cool
babe you're gonna lose me

 


©2013 Nathan Payne

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Nathan Payne
Nathan Payne

I am a songwriter and bandleader who travels the world in search of the golden ticket. https://nathan-payne.wixsite.com/home


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