In this era of fake demonic idiot-pop, monosyllabic children's strip-club music, retro-progressive cultural devolutionism, and Kanye West, I have decided to secede from the Union and declare myself the warlord of a cultural banana republic.  I hereby shred the DECLARATION OF CO-DEPENDENCE and COMMUNITY-THINK, and remind everyone that the fight between COLLECTIVISM and INDIVIDUALISM has never been more important.  Support your local one-man band/self-appointed cultural autocrat today.  Like/Loop/Repeat....  

Remember:  You've gotten the culture you have paid for.  Throw your humorless stones if you must, but remember you're throwing them from the DOOMED MAINLAND, as you wave yourself goodbye!

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