Oluwafunke Olaotan, meeting you was designed by God
You have one of the finest souls anyone can think of
You are impressionable and with a large heart
You are warm, friendly and your influence spreads on earth
They tried to pull you down but you always shake off the dirt
They tried to bury you but like a seed, you germinated
I call you bestie, not for a show but because you are guaranteed
Real, loyal, amazing, kind, funny, fun and a good friend
You are like a well-watered garden that the Lord Himself tend
Your smile is reassuring just as the rainbow
You enjoy traffic of men and there is no go-slow
Padi mi atata, tune down this volume, it echoes thunder
You are phenomenal and phenomenal, that's you
Maybe we meet a few bad people in this life
So when we meet the good ones we appreciate them
You are one of the good ones and my heart prays for you
The lady with the artistic fingers that can recreate arts with food
Simple yet exquisite, dashing and still spectacular
Thank you for being a friend that can be counted on
Happy Birthday to you, dear
There are many more years ahead of you
I love you, bestie.

Let the guys interested apply within...
NB: 300 Words, why you think she is the one for you.
Application and submission fee to be enclosed alongside your interest. Hahahaha.

Thanks,

Management.

Thank you for your time.

My pen doesn't bleed, it speaks, with speed and ease.

Still me,

My tongue is like the pen of a ready writer.

Olawalium; (Love's chemical content, in human form). Take a dose today: doctor's order.