I just held for a rep to get a new card reader. She was working from home and there were kids in the back ground or something was going on and she said excuse me and covered the mic. Long story short, she says all accounts are going to this thing called ZETTLE. I dont know if its just business accounts or personal as well. Anyway she says its happening as we speek and could i hold while she transfered me to ZETTLE so i said im a customer since like 94 so is ZETTLE gonna treat me special like you or treat me like a piece of dirt? I think you are going to be very happy Sir, she says and im like, ill bet you anything they are going to demand more personal information and send everybody a 1099. She says, that is exactly correct as far as the 1099 and i was like well i use it for buying stuff on Ebay etc so how is that going to work? she says just hold on for a second and ill transfer you right now and they can send you a brand new reader. So i held and the line started sounding over seasish, weird, like i was being transfered to the Sashelles or wherever all these kinky places that i love to death currently but, this was different, this is a non Crypto thing, depending and shure as shit i get this poor girl in Viet Nam or somewhere horrible and probably sitting on the dirt floor in her hut thats just besides the village sewer drain and i just freaked out and carefully hung up. GOOD BYE PAYPAL. I WILL SEE YOU AT THE GATES OF HAIDES!!!!! just got a warning for 20 inches snow for next 48 hours or something. People in Chicago will be losing there savings all day fomoing in and out of Shib. Buy the rumor!

GOOD BYE PAYPAL. I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!~!
By PREPPY PUNK | NEW AT CRYPTO MARKETS BUY THE TICKET AND STRAP IN. | 31 Jan 2022

NOT REALLY SURE ANYMORE. BUY AND HODL. MINE AND HODL...THEN HODL MORE

I had been in a dark cave for about 10 years after a nervous breakdown and barely under control bipolar so Crypto is the natural move. Not entirely joking. Been waking up at 3:00-3:45 every night for as long as i can remember but i never recalled the old wives and Gurus saying it meant something important. Living close to the poverty line is not always a day at the thrill park but one 3am in early October, I opened a coin base account. Found a chat with Crypto people and have had my foot on the gas since.

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