This is an actual dream, not a fiction. I have decided to publish it in light of some recent events. Perhaps we can consider this a promotional teaser or one shot spinoff from my unfinished series on endocrine disrupting chemicals.

Occasionally I have important symbolic dreams that are rather disturbing and sometimes prophetic. This is one dream which I immediately knew has meaning beyond my own life and circle of friends. I was compelled to write down what I could remember and share it with a few people who could understand and appreciate it. I'm publishing this here for convenience of sharing with more friends (at significant risk of having said friendship cancelled) and you are fortunate enough to come along for the ride on this one.

Alright, then, let's dive deep into a dream and see what sort of situation we find ourselves in.

September 3, 2021:

Had a bizarre dream this morning about a conspiracy.

It began as I was riding in a car with this guy who was a business professional of some sort who looked exactly like a famous comedic actor. I'm not sure now what our relationship was, he was either my roommate or my girlfriend's dad or both. He wanted me to go with him to a convention. He had me read the script for the speech he was supposed to give after receiving an award. He was being arrogant and telling me to keep up with him and not embarrass him when we got there.

When we arrived to check in, they said he was allowed to bring a guest but should have included that detail in his reservation because they didn't have enough swag bags for everyone. I said it didn't matter but they said it did because everyone needed to get the items they were giving away which included a bottle of some kind of sports drink and a pair of green tinted glasses that were said to be necessary for the presentation. I assumed they were some kind of 3D or maybe augmented reality glasses.

Right as we are about to go in the big conference room, I had to go use the restroom. He was upset and told me to meet him afterwards so I don't embarrass him by being late and interrupting the presentation which was already starting as we were running late.

When I entered the conference room I couldn't see him anywhere so I walked to the opposite side of the room scanning the crowd. I recognized 3 dudes from California who are not my friends but had never been explicitly hostile to me before. They started talking shit about me intentionally loud enough for me to hear it.

I wasn't paying attention to the presentation and didn't get the drink. The speaker reminded everyone to try the drink which had sponsored the event. I was given a pair of the glasses but wasn't wearing them because nothing appeared to be playing on the screen at the back of the stage, but everyone else was wearing them. I was looking around and realized that it was entirely men in the room.

Suddenly everyone got up and rushed to the stage where they were handing out what I first assumed to be some swag. I got up and started towards the stage and then saw that they were handing out wigs and dresses. The dresses were like satin or some other shiny fabric. They were either green or gold. All these men were putting them on and rushing out of the room seemingly agitated and shouting something about wanting to see the manager and demanding respect for their rights.

I walked out to the lobby wanting to leave but the hotel had been locked down, something about a chemical spill outside, but even the back door was locked. We couldn't leave.

I met a guy who also hadn't drank the drink or worn the glasses. He introduced me to a little boy with thick glasses, a genius who understood that we were trapped in an experiment. They asked me to go to the booth where they had been handing out the stuff and get some then bring it back to the kid's hotel room where he could examine it to see what we were dealing with.

I went to the table and had to pretend like I was not quite trans but a very effeminate gay, like it was starting to work on me, because one of the dudes running the event was suspicious of me. But then he smiled and said "you're really into it now?" I played it off pretending to enjoy the terrible techno music being piped in.

I couldn't convince him to give me anything because they didn't have enough for everyone who wasn't a listed guest and that included me, the other dude, and the kid.

I went to give them the bad news and encountered a group of women (biological women) who were disgusted to see a man. Ugh! And they hurried to get away from me. I got the impression that they were on their way to a similar "conference" in the hotel.

As I walked up the stairs, because I wasn't allowed on the elevator, the first landing was soaked with an inch or two of liquid. I immediately knew it was the chemical agent that was in the drink. There were some boxes set there and a woman was standing just above the landing. She told me to step on the boxes to avoid contact with the liquid and follow her to the room. I didn't trust her but I began to follow her.

The next floor was entirely flooded. I remember thinking that was impossible and wondering how it wasn't leaking through the ceiling of the floors below. She walked right through it saying "don't worry, it's safe."

I didn't trust her and decided to leave. That's when I woke up.

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I have more thoughts on this which I will delve into at some other time. Until then, do your best to limit your exposure to endocrine disrupting chemicals, Moonbats. May your mind expand farther and faster than your belly, and may your dreams be saturated with symbolic meaning!