I'm currently hanging out with my beautiful daughter who asked for me to explain money in terms of bitcoin so that everyone can understand what it is... you know stuff to pass around the office water cooler.. so this is a few riddles and jokes to help people find a smile and raise a few eyebrows.
What starts out small and grows to be big yet is still the same size it began?
Block chain
The reason for this answer are blockchain will always be run by the same people yet expand to protect their interests.
Daughters riddle.
What begins with m and ends with y and is always around and on the ground.
Money
When it's up you laugh when it's down you cry. It's regulated yet not supposed to be. And people grow their faith in it.
Stack market
You invest in one yet invest in all and the difference is within their names what are they.
Stack and stock market
And a joke from my beautiful daughter to end my post.
why did the money cross the street, it was blown by the wind picked up and invested now it has a million friends.
What do vampires invest in
Cryptocurrency