One of my crypto frens asked me “PVM, do you do Robinhood things?” Yes bro! I have some stuff. Actually, I have a lot of stuff, from memecoins to NFTs with art that will make you be jealous!
At this point, my crypto portfolio looks less like a carefully constructed investment strategy and more like someone gave a degen a keyboard and told him there was no spending limit.
Robinhood Chain is basically Robinhood’s own Ethereum Layer 2 blockchain, built with Arbitrum technology, designed to bring things like stocks, ETFs and other real-world assets added onchai.
It uses ETH for gas and is permissionless, meaning developers can build their own apps and tokens on it, so you can end up with serious tokenized financial products sitting right next to completely degen projects like CASHKITTEN.
Meanwhile, I’m holding a lot of $QUANT from MemeMaxxers, holding some $GOAT I got from Monti, and now I’ve got some fresh $CASHKITTEN after seeing it over the timeline at Lea Swan.
We ride! And then I did what any responsible crypto investor would do. I panic bought CASHKITTEN on Robinhood. Why? Because apparently my crypto strategy has evolved into: see cat... buy cat!
That's it. That's the entire thesis. But then I discovered something that made the purchase even more ridiculous. Apparently, holding CASHKITTEN can earn passive CASHCAT that goes straight into the wallet!
So technically I didn't panic buy a meme coin. I panic bought a cat... that pays me in cats. At this point I'm not sure whether I'm smart investing or operating a small digital petting zoo.
And honestly? I'm not even mad! My NFT mania is worst! Bro, keep me away from the keyboard! This is how it always starts. You tell yourself you're just going to have a look. You open Robinhood and spend!
You see something interesting. Then you see an NFT, then another, then someone posts about a new collection. Then suddenly you've spent half the day looking at JPEGs wondering why your wallet balance has developed a personality disorder.
Bro, keep me away from the keyboard. I spent all my money on NFTs and somehow I'm still browsing. That's the problem with crypto... there is always another rabbit hole. Another community and another token.
There's always another JPEG that somebody insists is going to change everything. And occasionally... they're right. I have NFTs... and I've got the Prophets. I've got five now! At this point, I'm no longer casually collecting.
Now I'm building my own little council... ad I'm particularly looking forward to the Sacred Waste TGE. Is it FOMO? Absolutely not. Well... maybe a tiny bit. I am being there for something I believe in.
Much better and much more sophisticated. Definitely not FOMO. Please don't check my transaction history. Let's ignore my 4000 NFTs on EVM, and probably the same amount on WAX!
The communities are the real alpha, abd that's probably the thing I enjoy most about this whole space. It's not always about the token and it's not always about the floor price! It's about the frens' we make!
Sometimes it's about finding communities where people are genuinely building something together. MemeMaxxers are building a community that wants to stick around for the long term rather than simply chase the next shiny thing.
That's something I can get behind... because crypto has enough people asking what's the next 100x? I'd rather occasionally ask “who is actually still going to be here in two years?” Those communities are usually more interesting.
Then There's CASHKITTEN! Of course, none of this explains why I bought a cat that pays me in more cats. That's a completely separate issue. I saw CASHKITTEN. I bought CASHKITTEN.
Now I'm apparently earning CASHCAT. This is where my investment thesis has arrived after years in crypto. Bitcoin taught me monetary sovereignty. DeFi taught me composability.
NFTs taught me that JPEGs can ruin my sleep schedule.. and CASHKITTEN taught me "See cat. Buy cat. Get more cat". We are truly living in the future. Robinhood Things? Yes Bro. DEFO not FOMO!
Yes bro... I have some stuff. I've got $QUANT, $GOAT, $CASHKITTEN. Sacred Waste Prophets, more NFTs. Random communities and probably several things I've forgotten about.
Knowing me, by the time you finish reading this, I'll probably have found another ridiculous project to throw into the collection. That's crypto. You don't really choose the rabbit hole... the rabbit hole chooses you.
So I'm going to keep exploring, keep collecting, keep supporting the communities I believe in... And try very, very hard to keep my hands away from that keyboard. How many Prophets are you holding, anon?
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