The Truth about Gilligans Island

By Buzzbeeg | Love, God, and Murder | 11 Aug 2020


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Here's the real dark truth of Gilligan's Island; each character embodies one of the Seven Deadly sins!

  • Gilligan- Gluttony. He may be skinny but he sure does eat! He even causes food shortages!
  • Skipper- Wrath. How many times have you seen Skipper hit Gilligan on the head?
  • Mr. Howell- Greed. The whole point of the character is that he is rich. All he cares about is being rich.
  • Mrs. Howell- Sloth. That old lady won't lift a finger to get them off the island and frequently employs Gilligan as her personal slave.
  • Ginger-Lust-Sexy movie star. “Nuff said".
  • Mary Ann-envy. Always super jealous of Ginger.
  • The Professor-Pride. That professor is convinced his intellect can free them from the island but it never works.

The horror of Gilligan's Island is that 7 horrible people are stuck together on a desert island… or is it Hell?

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