I'm having a glass of wine (or 10) in the lounge of my local airport and since the airport is actually packed, I'm sitting next to people.

I don't mind.

The guy sitting next to me in the lounge is wearing Burberry t-shirt, Gucci tracksuit pants and Fendi shoes.

His main phone is an iPhone, his backup phone is a Samsung Galaxy Fold.

He'a having a beer, and wine - at the same time.

He's also having pasta, except the pasta they've got here isn't good enough for him, clearly, so he broke out some noodles he'd somehow packed in his luggage and is now having those.

And he's added a drink to the wine and beer, coffee, which is what he's actually drinking with his noodles.

He's my new hero.

He's clearly a guy that doesn't give a damn.