Today, two neighbors (local gossipers) stood by my window, one told the other how their husbands help with Christmas cleaning. Usually, I don't like to eavesdrop on what people are talking about, but this time both reptiles were laughing so loud every now and then that I finally became interested in what they are so happy about, and it's under my windows.
One of them pulled a Christmas tree out of a cell phone and it fell apart while decorating it. Both her husband and I decided to buy a new one. To this end, they both went to OBI and bought a beautiful, tall Christmas tree and a few ornaments for a few dozen gold.
They went home and this is where the story begins. Satisfied with the purchase, the wife waited for the husband to bring everything from the car home and decorate the Christmas tree together. Meanwhile, the peasant, as a peasant, brought all the decorations and left a Christmas tree at the end. So he carried it on his shoulder like Rambo, then put it on the rug and started folding the stand, then unpacking the green bush. Unfortunately, I didn't hear if the tree was real or artificial.
He unpacked the Christmas tree, put it in a stand, put it in the place where his wife indicated, and that's it. He sat down in the armchair and watches.
What are you looking at? We start dressing.
The husband looks at his wife in surprise and says:
Well, I brought the Christmas tree, put it together and put it back, so what is it?
And what at this stage have you finished decorating the Christmas tree?
What else am I supposed to do?
Maybe we will leave it for Christmas, and you will take the decorations and hand them over to the store?
As far as I am concerned, it can only hang like that and it will be festive.
Well, because you guys do not need much, something lights up and it can be. If you are such a simpleton, let's buy glowing bowls and we don't have to cook. You will eat your imagination and I will at least rest.
This story made me laugh, people have problems, and the enthusiasm with which my neighbor told it was so charming that they both laughed and nodded to each other.
