Boy, this one is a stretch - I definitely am not the most creative kind of guy. But I figured, what the hell, I'll give it the old college try. With that being said, please be kind - don't let me hear you laughing from your computer screen to me here in New York. Well...here goes:
"A Farmer's Life"
A humble farmer, that's going to be me
it's all that I've ever dreamed to be.
Golden fields of harvest I hope to grow
so I can reap that which I sow.
I'll drive my tractor, endure the toil
drive all day to prepare the soil.
The soil is set, which seed to use
unique I choose, I'll plant some Muse.
I'll plant some Dudes, and maybe some Rope,
A great harvest I'll reap, I can only hope.
Noontime rings, lunchtime it's Sushi
I'm very tired, time to rest my tushy.

But the days not done, more work to do
What to plant next, I haven't a clue
I can't decide, I'm on the brink
Wait, I know I'll plant some Link.
Growing season wanes on I'm in a pinch
I find weeds growing within my 1 Inch.
Harvest time nears, much activity at the Farm
Everything looks great, no need for alarm.
A bountiful harvest dances in my head
Because for the People I want to supply bread
The harvest was large, there will be no strife
For the Farm provided me with a great life.
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I hope you enjoyed this, or at least got a chuckle from it. It turned out to be fun doing this. Sometimes it's just nice to sit back and enjoy - life is too short not to.
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