TallyHo Jingle
19 Jul 2022 1 minute read 0 comments JohnvonBob
TallyHo my boys Tally on up the high seas The world of cryptocurrency Has a new wallet with lower fees
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The Love of My Life
27 Apr 2021 10 minute read 1 comment JohnvonBob
George and Mary met on the first day of kindergarten. They did not really notice each other at first, and George spent his first few days in almost complete silence, hiding at the back of the classroom and giving the shortest possible answer when as...
Trevor the Spy
24 Apr 2021 1 minute read 0 comments JohnvonBob
Trevor the Spy: Is this guy that I have to kill a bad guy? Spy Agency Director: Imagine Hitler plus Stalin Trevor: Wow that's bad Director: Well this guy is Hitler times Stalin Trevor's jaw drops Awkward silence Director: You can close your mouth no...
Dirk Gerson Sci-fi Stuntman
19 Apr 2021 4 minute read 0 comments JohnvonBob
The packed stadium crowd roared an unwavering and all-deafening roar while a drawling announcer's voice boomed over the loudspeakers in deep, barely-discernible pulses. Parents herded little tots into seats as they held hot dogs in one hand and wipe...
