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DOTordinals stresses Polkadot and then this happens

21 Dec 2023 1 minute read 0 comments TheSarcasticWhale

ME: My browser just crashed and I lost my rough draft.EDITOR: Hush now. Creative writing's for bear markets.ME:ME: So more doom scrolling, now?EDITOR: Doom scrolling?! I got my BAG packed since September! D.Y.O.R., bishes!***************************

Mosdex Rug Pull is Now Live!

27 Jun 2023 1 minute read 8 comments TheSarcasticWhale

Mosdex.com, billed as a revolutionary Ai-arbitrage trading platform, is no longer online.This is bad news for investors who like the highest of risks, should've stuck with growing cannabis in California.Someone, likely a blunt smoker from Toledo, sug...

I'm always hungry

3 May 2023 1 minute read 0 comments TheSarcasticWhale

Please note: This is POETRY. All characters are (mostly) imaginary and any relation to real life is (totally) a coincidence. This is (definitely) not financial advice and is presented purely for (utterly unnecessary) entertainment purposes. As always...

Moonshot at the Running of the Bulls

26 Apr 2023 1 minute read 0 comments TheSarcasticWhale

Please note: This is a work of fiction. All characters are (mostly) imaginary and any relation to real life is (totally) a coincidence. This is not financial advice and is presented purely for entertainment purposes. As always, do your own research b...

Why I'm AFI on crypto

23 Apr 2023 1 minute read 0 comments TheSarcasticWhale

Please note: This is a work of fiction. All characters are imaginary and any relation to real life is a coincidence. This is not financial advice and is presented purely for entertainment purposes. As always, do your own research because:Trading cryp...