I was 18 years old and me and my friend decided to buy and take some mushrooms together, He had done it before but this was my first time. We bought orange juice because he told me that this would enhance the experience. He also told me that if I ate the heads of the mushrooms that i would hallucinate more as opposed to eating the stem which would give me more of a tingly sensation in my body. I dont know if these things are true but either way we were in his car. I told him to park the car in front of my house so he did. I then took the mushrooms i had out of my pocket. We were both looking at the mushrooms when all of a sudden my moms boyfriend comes out of the house and just looks at us. I pretended like we were just drinking orange juice and he eventually went away. I was like whoa that was close and so then we moved to a spot further away from my house and parked there. I got some mushrooms, I stuffed them in my face and so did he, after about half an hour of riding around in his car we still werent feeling anything so we were going to have some more mushrooms but i said to him " hey they taste kinda nasty" do you want to down them with some McDonalds?" he said yes and so we went to McDonalds ordered a few double cheeseburgers and some fries, we then parked in the McDonalds parking lot with food in hand and my friend proceeded to stuff the mushrooms in his burger and ate them that way, I made a fry sandwich with the mushrooms in the middle and it tasted way better.
We each ate a few more mushrooms that way and then we felt it: boom, i said to him " hey do you feel it?" he said "yea hah" and we both started laughing hysterically for no reason. He then said "hey we should not be out on the street, im starting to really feel it now" I agreed and we ended up going to his house. While at his house i was no longer able to breath properly i felt really wierd and so i called a girl i was talking to , it felt like i was talking to her for hours she eventually calmed me down and I felt a lot better, I ended the call and told my friend "hey we should go somewhere where we can be taken care of" and so then i asked him " do you know any cool girls that would be able to take care of us while this is going on?" he said yes and so we went to a girls house. By this time I was seeing goblins, there were a few people at this girls house and they all looked like goblins, apparently she was with her boyfriend and a few other friends, they were definitely not going to take care of us, they were actually putting halloween masks on and scaring my friend so I thought ok my friends friends arent really making him feel good and i felt somewhat uncomfortable as well so we eventually left, while we were riding in his car again he said it felt like he was riding a boat, and he went over a curb, luckily he was able to get back in the driving lane. The below picture is what everything looked like while in the car but it was way more colorful.
I then said "hey we should probably go to someone elses house" and we did, these other peoples house that he took us to were way calmer and were way more understanding and they actually took care of us. Needless to say we spent the whole entire time looking for somone to take care of us and we had found them. We spent the night there and when we woke up we both telepathically told each other like "whoa last night was crazy". Moral of the story is people may look like goblins to you when on mushrooms, oh and also find a place where youll feel safe before taking the mushrooms not afterwards(:
I hallucinated on Magic Mushrooms(Couldnt breathe)
By Me and I | The red and dark | 22 Oct 2022
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