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My Thoughts on Traitors, Turncoats and Drama Llamas on Social Media Sites


Traitors, Turncoats and Drama llamas: Hey, man, we'd really love to read your thoughts on this.
Me: Oh, really now? You genuinely would, huh? Well then, why don't you start by perusing my writings and find my blog posts (it's not hard; I've got links on my profile), instead of deleting, from the groups you mod, my comments in which I mention them (not even linking to them, nog al)? Honestly, I haven't got time to waste on your drama llama antics and hypocritical bullshit if you're not going to put your money where your mouth is. Fuck that noise! Time is money and I'm short on both.

Nobody takes on the African honey badger and gets away with it. I will out-drama you. (I read Shakespeare's Collected Works for enjoyment, so it's really not difficult for me to search and to pull from his bountiful list of scathing and scorching insults at will.) When I have an axe to grind, I make sure it's nice and sharp by the time I'm done. When I conduct a vendetta, I make sure I do maximum damage and spill plenty of blood. I wield a pen like some wield a sword.  Do not fuck with me. Consider yourself warned.

"And then revenge is very good eaten cold, as the vulgar say." — Mathilde: Mémoires d'une Jeune Femme;  Eugène Sue

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Great White Snark
Great White Snark

I'm currently seeking fixed employment as a S/W & Web developer (C# & ASP .NET MVC, PHP 8+, Python 3), hoping to stash the farmed fiat and go full Crypto, quit the 07:30-18:00 grind. Unsigned music producer; snarky; white; balding; smashes Patriarchy.


The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS
The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!

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