Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!)

Nature creates wonderful things.

Like us Pandas!

We’re cute, fat, and fuzzy!

You know what’s even better?

Human boobies!

A while back, I had the privilege of dating an amazing lady with a nice set of t… ahem, talents.

Most of the time ol’ Panda behaved like a gentleman.

But once we got to know each other and were safe from prying eyes…

MOTORBOAT TIME!

An animal can only behave himself for so long! How could I resist pressing my chubby fuzzy face into a nice pair of…

Publish 0x Prude: BUUUT Panda you shouldn’t be degrading women like that!

Panda: Can’t a pervy Panda share his thoughts freely and honestly. What’s so degrading about admiring the female form?

My dear subscribers already tipped me quite graciously. I gotta deliver the goods!

My hunch says that Prude practices selective morality.

There’s plenty of posts about gambling on some poop coin on this site.

In the big cities across the world, brazen and grisly crimes happen every day. Does Prude say anything about that?

It’s a good thing prudes are easily distracted, for example look at those boobies over there!

Publish 0x Prude: Where?!? <blushes>

Panda: What were you expecting?

Prude: Well, I, <stammers>

Panda: Aha! Even sanctimonious detractors secretly like the boobies!

I can’t blame ol’ Prudie over there.

How can any hot blooded male (sometimes female) resist them.

Those fleshy mounds, bouncy, firm and supple all at once.

They’re hypnotic and pleasing to the senses.

It’s probably Freudian, something that lurks in our subconscious and maybe encoded in our genetics.

Ol’ Panda was fortunate to be part of a generation that enjoyed mother’s milk. There’s something to be said for a bond between a new mother and baby.

That’s probably why Panda is so big hearted and lively! I got the good stuff!

Maybe that partially explains why people are so cranky and cold. All this synthetic baby formula stuff (made by giant corporations) can’t be good for humans.

Now back to our story before we get rudely interrupted again.

My curvy and lively gal pal confessed she had a slightly, lopsided pair of breasts.

It’s a good thing Panda isn’t superficial. As you know Panda has a kind heart, and volunteered to give them a thorough examination.

I showered her with affection and attention.

If she hadn’t mentioned it, I wouldn’t even have noticed.

You know what’s REALLY lopsided?

The wealth inequality between the rich and the poor.

This isn’t a wealth gap. It’s a chasm!

Now a wealth gap has existed since the inception of civilization. It will never go away. Everybody has different skill sets with varying quality.

I would hope that a burger flipper doesn’t get the same pay as a brain surgeon.

When I fire up the social media machines I see two types of financial people.

There exists boastful braggarts broadcasting their social status through pictures of their stuff.

Lambos, luxury watches, and fancy handbags usually appear on the thumbnail or timeline.

I suspect some of them are exaggerating or scammers looking to sell something.

On the other side there are what I call the “S&P 500”ers

I don’t mean the stock market index.

I call these folks Standard and Poors because that’s how they behave!

The 500 represents their $500 net worth.

If they are fortunate they work as corporate beyotches on a leash.

They either bend the knee or bend over for their corporate masters to keep food on the table.

They lead lives of (alleged) desperation.

Even in the crypto world you see a huge gulf between the whales and pleb. Oh the irony.

What happened to the ladder of success and the middle class?

Everything seems so binary.

Something seems really wrong.

History shows that the powerful and rich will continue dismissing the pleas of the poor for relief. At some point the poor will realize they have the lopsided numbers advantage.

How long will this farce last?

Obviously none of this is formal financial or tax advice. You need to find qualified professionals in your jurisdiction.

Be sharp, stay hungry let’s get that money!