Dear crypo fans, we love you and missed you!!! Did y'all miss us?? Lol. Thanks Publish0x, for letting us say, seriously, the shining stars are smiling today, Davy!! There's a huge cosmic crypto uncensored WTF funny going on right now for the social technological future of humanity!!!
But y'all know us, let's milk the crypto news for some cheap laughs first!!!
First some simple punky pop timeless love song reading music cause we love y'all!! Ahhh THAT's better!! Now where were we?? oh ya cheap n cheery crypto funnies!! YESSSSSSS much wow huh money so crypto!! Cue the Looney Tunes, Doge is RIPPIN !!!!
TLDR never understood Doge but here it is!! Somehow back to 15 billion in market cap!! Say it, humor is the ONLY thing that makes sense!!! When dawgs run THAT free, crypto winter is OVERRRRR!!!!!! LOOK OUT ABOVE!!!!
Simple, clean big funnies: arguably the most respected financial journalist, Matt Levine at Bloomberg, ex Gummit Sachs i-banker, published a 40,000 word crypto opus magnum today taking up the entire issue of Bloomberg Businessweek. Some say this marks a watershed moment, after this, everyone knows crypto is seriously here to stay. Well, except the FT and their mistimed latest hacks!!!
Meanwhile, south merica crypto winter is over because it NEVER STARTED!!! It's funny cmon when inflation is at 80%, a 60% loss PER YEAR looks GOOD AH ha ha ha hah hah hah
TLDR: Not only investing, 51% of Latin Merican consumers have used crypto !!! AH HA HA HAH!! It's OVAH Johnny. erm, Juan!! NFT's are being used by local musicians. Ya can buy airline tickets as NFT's in advance and resell them THAT would be nice!! Whole new world.
OOOOOOOOH BANG!!! scared ya!! No? OK this will, but hey it's halloween!!
ok sick scary funny, yet, funny. Shivers. We swiped this from the always excellent Nexo Dispatch.
BIGGER FUNNIES!!! THIS one rocks!! The worm turns!! 
TLDR: CryptoUK is mad as hell and isn't gonna take it anymore!! About time!!
OK, the BIG funnies!!! The HUGE INTERGALACTIC LAUGHS!! The Minsky moment of the stall of fiat!!! ???
Yeah yeah yeah, we are all just sleeping on the highway waiting for the Singularity, when AI completely blows past humanity. Turing test wars are being lost on a weekly basis!! This week some eight or nine figure hedge fund gave up on active portfolio management (after a huge loss) and is putting it all into trading bots!!! We hope their MEV bot skills are rocking, that's where the REAL action is right now!!!
But THAT's not the historical gig firing up as we speak!! 
Can we say open code open algo bias free moderated speech? Very hard to say!!!
Right now some gleaming eyed code slingers and their smart ass bosses are getting together to get down!!! CZ's brainiest dudes talking to Elon's brain trust, crypto gonna stop spam bots!! Someone’s laughing over the cheesy code they inherited ar ar ar ar! Promise ya!! 
Yeah, but the everything app could BE the singularity, lol!! Don't care. The loss of free speech in Merica was too freaky!! Big tech scanning texts and all social media for forbidden news like the New York Post??? That soft censorship, the shadowbanning, the all controlling middleman!!! The hard line censoring, pure Pravda in the USA!! YOW it's a scary Halloween thought!! No one should choose for everyone behind closed algos. 
For those who want that, set it up!! that's OK! We love y'all too! One of the newer Neal Stevenson books has a sci-fi feature that is funny--- If your inbox filters are not first class (human team) managed, you WILL go insane!! FAST!!!
It's funny, this lady knows everything
It's all funny it's changing FAST!! One of the new meme mood flairs (status) labels will be "touching grass."
OK we love y'all, gotta crash!
Peace out,
love
Dave
