Cryptofans we love you!! All good wishes your way for being here on the samzidat Pub0x saving the world!!
A quick warmup funny. Member how Moody's & S&P downgraded Coinbase bonds, and Cowen & others downgraded COIN stock right at the end of the year?? yeaaahhhh that was AWESOME
TLDR: up 64% YTD. Bad CALL, Cowen, get a life!!!
Woo hooooo, what a wild time to be alive in crypto!! Sugarfix gave us uncommonmenfrommars to check out. One song they started slapfighting instead of slam dancing it was hilarious!! So euro we thought they were brits ! But they are FRENCH making it even funnier TLDR: here's their best song. Cause you don't know when your board will break - unless you use a hacksaw !!! The french dirt track demo derby AH HA HA HA!!!! Much better graffitti than Merican demo cars!! The economist joke at NYU Stern was Chrysler Imperials were banned from all the demo derbies cause they always WON ( they're HUGE) ya ok economist humor.
BIG funnies!! Kyle and Su are STILL ON THE LAM!! Yet, now with a pitch pack and an elevator speech!!! Raising 25MM to launch an exchange that will take your cheezy locked up FTX , and Celcius, & whatever CEX bad debt for a chitcoin to hodl and trade AH HA HA HA HA!!! it's true!! link to the slide deck below!! it's hilarious!! First of all - people like them have effed up so bad there is 20 Billion in dead bodies to trade with a plausible lifespan of TEN YEARS in B-court!!! 
TLDR: Respect the hustlemonkey. Brains must be WORKING when yer on the lam ah ha ha ha ha
TLDR: Su was the world's best Zen salesman, crashing the crypto world after convincing international idiots to give HIM their PENSION FUNDS to invest in LUNA and Grayscale AS IF he was doing an arb!!!! Sammy BOUGHT his way in with bribes & funding & you loan me 40 million after I loan YOU fifty. But Su did it all on sheer bullshit, as testified by his ex Forex frenemies!!!
Mark & Sudhu had a burbling exchange chugging away. Until they gave (allegedly) Bitcoin Jesus unlimited trading funds, with a special back door so he never got liquidated. Bitcoin Jesus liquidated the EXCHANGE that way tho, playing Texas hedgem double down to death at 50mm!!!! LOCKING Coinflex!! & now Mark's pitching THIS late night cable TV ad ar ar ar ar !!!! There's one more funny - this gang knows better than to trust anyone LIKE THEM AH HA HA HA HA HA
TLDR: no bankrupt CEX employees allowed!!
What else is funny?? All the rich flying to Davos to lecture us is ALWAYS funny. Dr. Doom speaks out agains crypto again!!! 
TLDR: & WE speak out against Dr. Doom AGAIN ar ar AR
TLDR: So 99% of all crypto is a Ponzi. Let's see, that's all the BTC and ETH and well everything that's insane!!!! 99% would include all USDC, we are pretty sure Bobby Diamond does NOT think his 45 BILLION in US Treasury bills and notes are a Ponzi!!! Perhaps Dr. Doom's brain has been rotted by the clap, just saying 
Oh yeah, if the Davos crypto haters want Nouriel as their poster boy, we think - it's VERY FUNNY !!!
The LIE that FTX is the rule. That's funny, we refer Nouriel to the COIN chart above ar ar AR! 
BINANCE was here before FTX, Binance is here AFTER FTX, alway Binance is about 10X FTX in volume. Binance has 40 billion in market cap plus BUSD has another 16 billion. FTX is and was a crooked fart in the wind that was only a matter of time to blow over. & Nouriel needs to retire ungracefully, Davos, we just feel bad for y'all now 
One more Davos supervillian: do as we say, not as we do!!! 
TLDR: Her shtick is old and tired, but still funny. Ya, no CHIT not every country in the world will agree to ANYTHING!! there will ALWAYS be regulatory arb and Y'ALL KNOW IT AH HA HA HA HA!!
We will keep on eating pizza!!! Love y'all gotta pass out!!
Peace out
Dave
ps please refer we will be here hoping. ambassador link: https://www.publish0x.com?a=WZdPKv2bKg
Love,
Dave
