Cryptopeople, we love you. So good for humanity to see y'all here on the throbbin pumping P-0x.
Sorry we wussed out & broke down emotionally when we hit the STA, the vagus nerve is jangled but we're ready NOW coach!!! Where were we oh ya PAST Statera, things can only get betta. Crypto winter is ovah
wait reading music. Working as a video jockey assistant (mostly roadie) we saw a fan finally, finally convince the VJ to play Howard Jones, it CLEARED the dance floor & he would never do it again! But still: TLDR: love to see the horn section makin money.
We are starting top down this time to stay away from the STA. Still down in dustland, 0.04% of portfolio.
GRIN! Now THERE's a great altcoin name!!! Lord knows we all want GRINs!!
We vaguely heard of GRIN, it's another hardcore privacy coin, it can be mined. This is living the dream here, we love it! Grin was born in 2019. It's a mimblewimble cut-through OH it dropped 98% on the first day owie
TLDR: another perfect 100% down from ATH. Can't see it here but up 20% from the ATL 14 days ago. The Gecko says it still has a 5 million market cap, that's something. Wow, we are lost already, wait it's just dust.
Next is Constellation, DAG. Wow here we go with the wild altcoins. DAG runs the Constellation network, they got some kinda Pentagon contract. HEY THAT'S A fun chart!! 
TLDR: DAG was for sale for three years around a penny or under. Now it's five cents. Anyone who stepped in before 2021 is STILL chilling with a 5x baby!! Hmm, THAT's worth looking at.
LItecoin!! There's our boy LTC again, Charlie we love ya this year!! LTC is the thing that opened our mind to look at altcoins in the first place. Yessir, when we first flashed on LTC maybe altcoins are OK, we thrilled to LTC impudently popping up to 80!! NOW?? same thing, but still that was a THRILL!! teach us of your rough altcoiny ways, oh dusty wallet!!
Swingby what ? A cross chain stablecoin exchange specialist?? Or something. Their 2 year life looks all pump n dump, 99.8% down from ATH, lol, but hey lookit that seven day print 
Next in our cavalcade of mind bending altcoins, we get MixMarvel!! That's a comic book hero name!! One that gets killed early like the Shoveler, but still!! MixMarvel is a blockchain content incubator and publisher, wow that's all Web3 and sexy!! Ohh, icky: 
MixMarvel pumped and dumped, then pumped! and dumped. Maybe another short? Or bought in 2020 and sold early in 2021??
Nervos Network, man ya gotta love these names!! decentralized open source layered blockchain !! Why not!! 
Ohh our brain hurts.
We must go meditate on the whichness of why of the mysteries of the altcoins, padawan.
We love y'all, part three.5 coming soon. If we were y'all we might skip ahead if we could, but WE can't ah ha ha ha ha ha!!
Peace out, love
Dave
stay tuned, we are gonna see something good we bet!!
Please refer a friend !!
