Cryptonauts we love you!! Crazy from the heat!! Form up watch army & do NOT burn yer legs on the exhaust pipes we RIDE to free the world from paper-hangers through LAUGHTER AND LOVE FOR CRYPTO!!
Yeeee haw. Warmup funnies? Yeppers, notorious B.I.G. NFTs. ya used to see him at Juniors in Brooklyn late at night, he got busted buying weed right behind there (a bad spot!). This pic three days before he died: 
TLDR: WHAT is the FLOOR PRICE??!!?? We DON'T CARE ar ar ar ar !!! 
TLDR: bad art. West coast art, just LOOK at it!! ar ar ar !! Brooklyn NEVER looked like that ar ar ar ooo0000000!!
But while we are on the topic, 2:52 seconds of Dred Zepplin reading music then TLDR: what a great timeline!! Where were we?
OK funnier more crypto humor!! Well, we got Elon & Zuck 
TLDR: the funny part? my best wall street tech bud & I were at a bar with BSD traders after work one day. My friend is over 6'2" and 240 with a good left jab, but when he is trying to appear smart if nervous his voice gets high pitched. One of the traders actually says. "that squeaky voice!! I will bet you 100$ lay it on the table right now your dick is less than three inches. " TLDR WHAT a $(#$#$*(&!!! Happy to say that for some reason ( about to buy a used trumpet? ) we had hundreds in our pocket so we slapped $500 on the table & the trader backed down. Not that we were that confident about our friend but hey that was just meaner than ($*$&#(!*#!( and, y'know, THREE inches?? just saying, this is actually a THING!!!! People DO that!!?!??!
OK funnier more cryptoey laughs DAVE!!!
Well, barnbridge. She stoops to conquer, there is that!! 
TLDR: Barnbridge is a tiny bit of flotsam. What where they, three milly in locked value? They closed cuz Gary harassed them into it. It's really messed up, doesn't the gummint have anything better to do?
What's funnier, is Barnbridge was a cheezy premium bond play. Dear readers know premium bonds, popular in Little Britain for the blue haired ( def NOT punk rock blue hair mind you) set. The idea is bonds paid so little in premiums, that you group a bunch of bonds together and play games with the premium - like give it all to a few lotto winners in the pool. It's REALLY stupid. It works on the principle that people's brains will do weird things in order to win a prize. LIke give up more in yield than they will ever win! But it's a THRILL!!
Not for us, but NOT a nefarious undertaking that the SEC should crush in secret. More like a busting a boring bingo game at the church. That's GAMBLIN!!! FU gary!! 
TLDR:Totally unprecedented $(#&$($& shit. Barnbridge is a ROUNDING ERROR in Gary's lawyer bill!!
Worse yet, in the aftermath of Barnbridge - it turns out EVERY BODY was getting letters from the SEC, and NO BODY, including Barnbridge, was saying CHIT about it. How do we know? GARY FINALLY CAME OUT AND BRAGGED ABOUT IT !! how the SEC shut down twenty cryptos just by FUD!! that little $#($&# is PROUD of his criminal behavior !!
Ah ha ha HA HA HA HA!!! 
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OK we are starting a DAO. We will pool our funds and bet that Elon AND Zuck will easily beat Gary, with a side bet that the Gary over under ( we take under) is 4.5". Yes, DickDAO. DDAO??
OK OK asleep at the wheel, we know. Leave a candle in the window for us!! We love you guys, take care, lord knows the world needs you! & your mighty watch army waits for you and only you to take command.
Keep those recruits comin in, get them gear Sarge!!
Peace out,
Dave
@davidsawyer follow us we will follow you Excelsior!!
