Cryptonauts we love ya!! and the Pub 0x and the FUNNIES!!!  Reading music: What's funny!!??  Fidelity is cranking trademarks!!! WTF does that mean - it's Fidelity Crypto!!! TLDR: Fidelity, led by system admins mining BTC, has been hardcore pro crypto for, ever.    Now there are fifty stories about this but none of them list the actual Fidelity Metaverse!!! Or whatever tweaked out name they will soon be pushing ar ar ar !! 

Fidelity has an investing educational stack running "immersive" on Decentraland.  An old running mate went to Fidelity to chain smoke, have heart attacks, and still rise to be CTO, what a maniac Steve you know who you are!!! Go thru Boston!!! We see you big dawgs!! 

Hey, it's funny, remember when Mikey would buy BTC, maybe over the weekend, & we would see the price go up and then find out later it was Mikey?? That was awesome!!! Well, that's not happening right now, but honey badger Mikey DID just buy yet another face down like Elvis 50 MM USD in sweet sweet maxi cyphercurrency. Yes sir. Walk with us down memory lane, ah.....

OK ok, those are ROOKIE funnies!! Gotta get those yuk yuks UP!!!  there's always GOOD news, that's KINDA funny.  Here's a Dublin based thinktank, for some reason they are thinking about LATAM, or LAMEA anywhoo, blockchain web3.0 elevator going UP CAGR of 42% growth please!!!  TLDR:  cause it's always funny to laugh at screwups!!   Here we present a tragicomedy in three parts.   Part one!!  Oh noes - we wuz hacked.  Again, like.  So sorry!!!

Part two!!! In which defrost is BUSTED !!!! HARD!!!!  TLDR: an insider allowed a new imaginary token into the protocol!!!  Follwed by part three - oh yeah we were just kidding TLDR:  THAT was monkey biz, Defrost, & Monkees are always funny!!

But of course the BIG funnies - here's the BIZ!!! 

 yer never alone on the open ledger.  Here, we see Sammy scraping up loose change from the stained sofa cushions!!!   Dear readers who don't know the joke about california potato chips, consider yourselves lucky!!! TLDR: the minute Sammy gets left alone at home, little five figure trades are made out of Almeda mystery wallets, off to shiny new wallets, then off to mixers and good old Change Now.  NOT the sort of services flying monkey crypto lawyers use for anything vaguely legit.  

OK peace out we love ya! Take great care of yourselves and each other!! 

Love, 

Dave

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Christmas duel by Cyndi Lauper and The Hives     I bought no gifts this year
And I slept with your sister
I know I should have thought twice
Before I kissed her
But with the year we had last
And the dress that she wore
I just went along for the ride
And I came back for more And I'm sorry baby   That's all ok honey cause see I bought no tree this year
And I slept with your brother
I wrecked your Daddy's car
And went down on your Mother
I set your record collection on fire
And said I never knew
Felt kind of bad about that
And I know you did too   So whatever you say
It's all fine by me
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree
Cause the snow keeps on fallin'
Even though we were bad
It'll cover the filth
We should both just be glad And spend-spend-spend this Chris-Christmas together I married you last year
Bet you thought I was sober, right?
But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake
This could all have been over Ah honey please don't
Excuse your behaviour
Cause I hired a hitman and changed your will
It's now all in my favour We should both just be glad And spend-spend-spend this Chris-Christmas together Wooohhooooo  love  Dave