Crypto people we love you!! And the algo likes us better when we are FUNNY!! & WE FREAKIN LOVE ciphercoin jokes!!!!
Let's go hunting!!! Dear readers know we find it hilarious when the anti-crypto narrative bends over backwards with a half twist to try and squeeze out that last drop of crypto HATE!!! So, where were we- OH YA none of the big AUDITORs dare to work with crypto firms so THERE!! well, actually they still work with Coinbase just fine!!! But anyway, what next OH YA NO ONE WILL INSURE crypto firms NOW!!! Yes they will. 
TLDR: it's bs. Directors and Officers insurance is all bogus anyway. Similar to errors and omissions, as a consultant you sometimes have to buy it to work for another consulting firm. It's supposed to pay for total eff ups and legal fees when things go horribly wrong. But when things go that wrong, the insurers say it was fraud and don't pay it anyway, or only pay 10%. This whole storyline is total ($##$#$(&, including an insurer fantasizing about what he would do if a client said 40% of their funds were in FTX. AH ha ha ha !!! Lame lame lame. Actually funny in desperation tho.
Y'all know it, we need BIGGER FUNNIES!! Here's one - remember Chris at good old "software is eating the world" a16Z ??? Chris is laughing over how he never really frankly even took Sammy seriously!!! AH HA HA HA HA !!! 
100% skill!!! Chris is all honey bear. He's like a16z already invested in Coinbase, we are looking for the tech edge and saw none, Sammy was Coinbase without compliance, security and based in some weirdo offshore place!!!! AH HA !! spit the truth Chris, they say it do not be like that but it IS!!!!!
What else is funny... the Block did this article, and then begged forgiveness after letting McCaffrey resign in shame with massive undisclosed loans from FTX. That's pretty funny...
OH, this one. Ah ha ha we never ever felt even a TWINGE of sorry for Sammy until maybe when we saw THIS
TLDR: Batboy, the stuff of which nightmares are made, LMFAO!!!! Insult to injury, #$($*&. Cruel & unusual punishment right there!!! Call the United Nations, Sammy AH HA HA HA HA!!!
Greyscale's unending regulatory hell, twisting in the flames of the SEC's dungeon -it's getting funny by this point 
It's sad, but it's funny. The SEC's refusal to grant a spot ETF has GBTC on its KNEES with a 40% discount. Now Grayscale is kinda saying we give, we just wanna buy back 20% of the offering to help out the investors. Why is this funny?? BECAUSE THE SEC HAS TO APPROVE THAT!!!! AH H ah ha ha ha oohhh that's gotta hurt.
But for sure, the biggest funny - CZ is now a white knight on a white horse, baby. Are your funds trapped in Voyager??? Soon they will be available to you on Binance, according to a flying LAWYER!!! Wahoooo!! 
TLDR: Do y'all not believe CZ has good controls and plenty o reserves?? Hark, his billions are liquid, and thy crypto shall be restored. If true, Voyager clients won't give a HOOT which semi-corrupt auditor did or did not stamp approval if they ALL CAN GET TO WHAT'S LEFT OF THEIR STACK!!! We bet many of them will join the Binance army baby!!
A hilarious genius masterstroke of PR, power and grace, a coup de grace of publicity!!! Gonna be hard to spin THIS one as the death of Binance AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
OK, peace out, we love y'all, but we gotta snooze.
Please refer a friend, thanks
love
Dave
