Just when you thought you'd seen it all, Forbes comes along and advises you to buy Bitcoin, hold on to your Ethereum and sell any Binance coins you might have. Oh and they also recommend you buying Solana and mumble something about Blur or whatever. Doesn't matter because the point is not what they have to say about which coins, I mean who in the fluke among us would take their advice? The point is that they are doing it.
It honestly sounds like one of those cringetuber's "not financial advice" videos where they shill like a hundred coins a year and that's exactly how I read this thing. I mean, the bottom line and non-advice he gives is not even bad per se, it's just automatically reminiscent of those Youtube degens with their brain cell killing content. You known, the generic standard:
"What up guys, it's your boy Cryptoboy and I hope you are ready to quit being poor cause in today's video I'm gonna make you rich. Yeahhhh boy, Cryptoboyyyy is lit y'all. So first super Illuminati highly hidden gem pick: Bitcoin. Some of you might have heard of this one, it was created by the super humble and 100% sane Dr. Wright. Yup, a doc in crypto, Yoooo, I'm down all the way, like, I'm already totally all-in on this one. Next up Ethereum. Yeahhhh, I'm not so sure on this one, so I'll just put 10K in it. Guess I'm "all In" minus 10K now, yooo that's super mega lit ammiwight? But the one I am 100% sure about, the one that will even outshine Bitcoin and take the number one spot in 2024, the one I am superduper 101% mega lit all in on, is Blur. Yoooooo this one is the sh!t, it is so sh!t it's not a sh!tcoin, it's a litcoin. Yooooo see what I did there? Allright guys, that's it for today's video, be sure to like, share and follow and remember, this is not financial advice so if you lose everything don't come over here trying to sue me, I'm already all in like five times now so I won't have any money either."
IDK, maybe I'm just making something out of nothing due to past deep rooted cringe traumas we all got from Youtube bros. But you know, as hard as I tried, I could not find a "not financial advice" mention in the article. Isn't that like a standard mandatory signature by now? All I could find was this "Buyer beware" warning at the end of the Blur paragraph. Maybe this was meant for the whole thing (?)
Anyways that's all for today, trade safely and may the gains be with you.
